Definder - what does the word mean?

What is bludger?

Australian: Someone who receives unemployment benefits (the dole) from the government but are too lazy to look for work.

Harry had to do work for the dole because Centrelink thought he was a dole bludger.

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Bludger - what is it?

A Scotsman

Look at those skirt wearing lazy arsed bludgers north of the border, syphoning off English money like its theirs

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What does "bludger" mean?

A man who sits on his arse watching the Wiser (TV) and who leeches of his to get by Wife. Generally looks like a balding middle age man with a gut that sits ontop of the table-

"Did ya hear about that Bludger next door? Begging his poor bloody wife for a 50 to go and get pissed at the local Watering Hole"

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Bludger - what does it mean?

a common condition where the sufferer tends to not want to do anything, bludge sport, school, tutoring, housework. they appear fine until asked how they are which the response usually its "really sore" or until they are asked to do something "owww my (sore part) hurts so much"

never has a specific time of happening but usually around exams, or when there's some work to be done or something that wants to be avoided

"Oh apparently my little brother is sick he was home from school all day with a really bad headache"
"really?"
"yeah, but i think he just has bludgeritis because he doesnt want to go to the doctors"

"can you help me wash up please"
"ohhhhh owwww i just got a HUGE headache"

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Bludger - meaning

Also an Australian slang term for a pimp. Mainly used in the early 20th century.

Nellie Cameron, an Australian prostitute, had several different bludger during her career.

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Bludger - definition

Slack arse prick who does fuck all, yet pretends he's king fuckin' dick.

He's a useless bludger; he couldn't get a root in a brothel!

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Bludger - slang

lazy person, layabout, somebody who always relies on other people to do things or lend him things

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Bludger

One who lives off or profits by the work of others while making no contribution.
Originally British slang meaning pimp, its currency has continued in Australia while it has died out in Britain.

Why don't you get off your arse and give us a hand, ya bludger!

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Bludger

a slacker, or lazy bastard

Get back to work Sean, you lazy Bludger

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Bludger

Aussie slang for a lazy person.

A boss would say "get back to work you lazy bludgers!!"

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