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What is bloomin'?A prolapsed asshole. Dude, I'm fucked up. I stumbled onto some porn where some chick gave herself a Bloomin' Onion! I don't think I'll ever be the same. bloomin' - meme gifbloomin' - videoBloomin' - what is it?A old womans vagina that has had at least six children Ronnie's mom has one nasty bloomin onion What does "bloomin'" mean?the editors of urban dictionary are bloomin onions. Bloomin' - what does it mean?When you shit through a strainer onto a plate forming a pretty flower of feces. Art served up his famous bloomin' onion on T.J.'s fine china right after his trip to Chipotle providing a delicate desert for both to enjoy. Bloomin' - meaningThe act of getting a blowjob while taking a shit while eating a Bloomin' Onion from the Outback Steakhouse. Those three small successes equal the major one known as the 'Bloomin Blumpkin'. This is the pinnacle of achievement one can possibly attain during a lifetime. Nobel Prize winners hope to one day receive a Bloomin Blumpkin. Sean: "You know Claire from LOST?" Bloomin' - definitionWhile giving a girl a hardy fisting you open your hand up and pull out. Man that was the best Bloomin' Onion ever, I didn't think I would get all my fingers back out. Bloomin' - slangyo dude, that kid is bloomin in his new video on youtube Bloomin'A hainous sexual performance in which a man engages in intercourse with 5 women. The man first performs cunnilingus on the first woman, the second and third women are getting probed with two to three fingers in their vaginas. The forth woman is riding the manβs penis in either the cowgirl or the (optional) reserve cowgirl position. The fifth woman is loudly humming on the mans testicles making sure that this sexual act is well and truely heard if there are any people in proximity to this act. βI had an epic bloomin last night with the birds from work.β Bloomin'Word that causes parents to suffer apoplexy when their toddlers learn it from their grandfathers and they subsequently look up the definition in Urban Dictionary My child said βbloominβ and Iβm worried everyone will think heβs referencing a fictional use of the word which involves a ludicrously specific sex act never performed in the history of human sexual intercourse Bloomin'Just a casual swearword of the same nature as bloody, not too strong, but gets the point across with some level of emphasis. Get that bloomin' rat out of the house! |
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