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What is bionicle?
The thing I sell day in, day out, at Legoland. I never began as a fan of it but after being forced to watch the movie over 25 times, and listening to hours upon hours of kids talk to me about Bionicle, I've become fairly knowlegeable on it. It's about six heroic robots, called Toa, fighting a really evil robot called Makuta on a far away island called Mata Nui. The Toa defeat evil after evil that Makuta creates until Makuta gets his ass handed to him by Takanuva, the 7th Toa. Anyway none of that matters, all that matters is that you go out and buy Bionicle. You know you want too, because Bionicle is where most of my paycheck comes from.
All Toas are $8.95 each, $9.64 with tax. Makuta is $19.95, $21.50 with tax. Takanuva is $29.95, $32.27 with tax. Would you like a bag with that?
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Bionicle - what is it?
They are the most legendary objects ever created by human kind
They where created by the Lego company. They are the most likely thing for you to jerk off to slightly bellow the internet
I invited a cute girl from school to play bionicles but she started taking of her clothes and I was very fucking disappointed
What does "bionicle" mean?
Godly god of LEGO gods that was too godly that it was canceled. But, as a god, was reborn, just like Jesus, but soon returned to its grave. However, as long as followers of it exist, it is still alive.
Bionicle is still alive in our hearts.
Bionicle - what does it mean?
Bionicle was a religion made by Lego. Followers of this religion pray to their god Mata Nui(basically robo Jesus) and know every single part of the plot. They usually have a very high IQ, usually around 200. They know more about the history of the Matoran universe than they know about our own world
Lego pls bring back Bionicle
Bionicle - meaning
1. Probably one of the gayest things ever created.
2.A very stupid Lego creation if not the supidest.
"Hey my buddy just got a Bionicle"
"Hey, he's a loser"
Bionicle - definition
Robotic creatures made of oddly-shaped Lego parts that look uncannily similar to Elites* and Jackals* from Halo(????hmm??).
The BIONICLE line is, in fact created for kids with zero imagination, because they rely on a stupid alien story and stupid instructions (Lego's enemy).
LEGO has had some pretty cool sets, (the commercial jets and race cars), not the stupid Mars crap or underground mole-people.
But yeah, i can't tell which came first, Halo or BIONICLE?? Seriously, go look.
Bionicle is stupid
They should use the Halo story.
Bionicle - slang
the best thing lego has ever made!!! It's about six toa who has to fight makuta, then about the toa elders, who has to stop the morbuzakh.
bionicle rules!! w00t!! w00t!!w00t!! i love bionicle!!!
Bionicle
Bionicle stands for "Biomechanical Chronicle" and is Lego's first original saga. It begins with six heroes called toa fighting for peace, and win against the evil Makuta. They are transformed in a battle against a new evil, the bohrok, and the first evil comes back with his sons, the Rahkshi. Another toa is discovered and Makuta is defeated once and for all. The village chieftans tell the toa a tale of Metru-Nui, their past, and how they were once toa. At Metru-Nui a matoran villager is a traitor, and plans to destroy Metru-Nui, a super advanced city. Then everyone fled to Mata-Nui, etc.
"I must face him alone." - Takanuva, the seventh toa. From Bionicle, Mask of Light.
Bionicle
Biological Chronicle (spelling?) One fan site is Bzpower. One of Lego's best lines ever.
I love Bionicle
Bionicle
One of lego's production lines started around 2000, bionicle was one of lego's success stories due to the series not letting lego go bankrupt after the age of video games beginning. It lasted for around a decade until the maker of bionicle made hero factory. Which old time bionicle fans still hate to this very day. The series will always be a legend and should never be forgotten.
tom: why the crap do you still have legos?
jack: they're bionicles man.
tom: oh ok thats cool bro.