What is badet?

The splashing of the asshole as a result of a large turd hitting the water while deficating.

I thought I was in trouble with no toilet paper, but then I gave myself a killer Analog Badet.

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Using your mouth to clean your partners but hole where indoor blumbing isn't available.

Hey dude your breath really smells like CRAP.
Oh thats because we were in Mexico for a month and I had to give my wife a Perouvian Badet.

Group of hardcore baddasses that together can overcome their opponents with ease.

That badet is going to win field day