Definder - what does the word mean?

What is baby seal?

When a man "or woman" clubs an attractive member from the opposite sex in the head and either throws them in a duffle bag or in their trunk and proceeds to drag them back to their home. Also known as "the caveman"

Mike "baby sealed" that bitch and took her back to his cave

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baby seal - video


Baby seal - what is it?

what hundreds of people making a laser gun noise sound like, according to Anthony Green at Warped Tour '07.

Anthony Green: "Make a sound like a laser gun! PEW PEW PEW!"
Crowd of Hundreds: "PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW!"
Anthony: "You all sound like baby seals."

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What does "baby seal" mean?

A sex act where a male takes his erect genital member and hits the face of his partner in a "clubbing" fashion. This may be done in a lightly, somewhat playful manner, or it can be used in a more feverishly malicious tone.

The man baby sealed his girlfriend playfully, and did not cause any blunt forced trauma.

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Baby seal - what does it mean?

what hundreds of people making a laser gun noise sound like, according to Anthony Green at Warped Tour '07.

Anthony Green: "Make a sound like a laser gun! PEW PEW PEW!"
Crowd of Hundreds: "PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW!"
Anthony: "You all sound like baby seals."

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Baby seal - meaning

Vagina

Size, color, or visual appearance not specified.

Look mom, a baby seal!

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Baby seal - definition

Pre-adult aquatic animal of the Phocidae and Otariidae families. The baby seal, or hippie-o-meter is a measure of how much a hippy an individual (or a group, but it mostly reflects the dominant figure in the group) is.

Should they relentlessly talk about baby seals and the torture they endure, having to watch thier mothers die so their tears can be collected etc., then it is acceptable to call them a hippy.


Also, it is a mormon wedding.

When i see hippies, I like to tell them about my weekend job as a baby seal clubber.

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Baby seal - slang

An assault rifle carrying monster, who relentlessly preys on Midwest college students. This Gargantuan is nocturnal and comes out to feed at night. Despite its cute appearance, Midwest college students should fear for their lives.

Oh no, watch out for the baby seal!

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Baby seal

1. club magent
2.useful weapon for clubbing other baby seals

the baby seal stepped outside and istantly got hit by like 5 clubs.

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Baby seal

If alive: something that needs to be clubbed. If dead: something that still needs to be clubbed.

The man thought that the baby seal would be good clubbing practice. He was right.

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Baby seal

removing your penis from your partner's mouth while receiving oral sex and banging it on their forehead

I gave my girl a baby seal last night.

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