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What is ashlee simpson?
a total poser who sings so horrible that they have to blame everyone other than themselves for their talentless drone of a human being self. Please, close all doors, lock all windows, and stay as far away from the presence of her as you can. Dont turn the television or radio on. Shes all over it. Oh, and isn't it ironic how she said she never lip-synced but then she made excuses for doing it, then once again said she didnt? Hm....
"Like, OMG! It was my daddys fault i lip-synced. No, it was the drummer! No it was my acid reflux! NO! It was the ice cream man!"
Hah. I also heard that Ashlee is going to label her new cd "It was YOUR fault"
ashlee simpson - video
Ashlee simpson - what is it?
A singer that many of her idiot fans can't seem to realize that she uses vocal enhancements on her album.
Which means she can't sing for shit, it's all enhanced. She sounds like shit live and the whole acid reflex deal was a fake.
She also has yet to be original. Her music styles, lyrics and looks all come from another celeb.
Ashlee doesn't deserve her fame,
it's a shame.
Ashlee Simpson:I'll just fool everyone into thinking I can sing so they'll by my album and i'll get rich. Haha suckers.
What does "ashlee simpson" mean?
To lip sync; or to dance in a retarded manner as the wrong vocals one was to lip sync to play in the background.
Audience Member #1- "What the hell is she doing?! We all know she's not singing..."
Audience Member #2- "She's being an Ashlee Simpson...just go with it."
Ashlee simpson - what does it mean?
The epitome of dumb, shallow, and contrived MTV crap.
-Caught lip-synching on SNL
-Got a record deal purely because of her sister
-Has no talent whatsoever. All the synthesizers in the world can't make her screechy, godawful voice sound good.
-Dyed her hair black to try to distinguish herself from her sister, not even remotely attractive to begin with
-Dreadful MTV reality show
-Has some sort of contrived emo/punk thing going on in the background of her videos, about as hardcore or punk as Avril Lavigne
-Songs are written for her, probably with the help of focus groups, complete with bubble gum teen angst lyrics
The sad part is that there are people who actually CAN sing and write good lyrics who will never have the kind of opportunity that has been wasted on her worthless, talentless ass.
Ashlee simpson - meaning
a) one of the many talent-less teenage stars of today that seem to be infesting the very world we live in
b) someone who spells her name in the most annoying phoenetic manner
jesus christ can't you spell your name like a fucking regular person, because "ashLEE" is the most annoying thing in the world?
Ashlee simpson - definition
shes a stupid fuckin ugly bitch. she only got famous due to her sisters sucess. she thinks hes a rocker but everyone know shes really some stupid fuckin blonde under your black fuckin hair. get a life, STOP SINGING, YOU SUCK
shes fuckin emo that cant sing for shit
Ashlee simpson - slang
some talentless chick caught lip-synching on LIVE tv...what a dumbass...she had the nerve to blame her band for playing the wrong so ng..then she put a statement on her website saying she had to lip-synch because of, as she wrote it, acid "refux"...she was also booed offstage at the Orange Bowl Halftime show...she makes lame-ass attempts at being punk or tomboyish...she got her own fucking show for no fucking reason...
"hi im jessica simpsons little sister, because im related to someone only slightly talented i should be rewarded with my own show and record contract, even though i suck"
Ashlee simpson
One who can't sing. One who blames non talent on others. One who is booed before performance, and off the stage at the Orange Bowl. Also, a failure worthy of their own petition online demise.
www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html
See also; Milli Vanilli, Failure, Fugly
www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html
Ashlee simpson
The ugly, surgically enhanced Simpson sister who dropped the whole "I'm as hardcore as Avril Lavigne" thing when she realized no one was buying it, not even little 11 yr olds.
Ashlee Simpson is so hardcore I cut my wrists when I listen to her.
Ashlee simpson
A stupid, ugly, talentless, wanna-be punk rock singer. She finally got a nose-job to get rid of that ugly-ass harlequin-like nose she had on her face. She can't sing for shit, and blames it on "acid reflux". No, it's much simpler than that... LACK OF TALENT. She thinks she is hardcore by starting shit with employees at McDonald's, and think's she's wild because she makes stupid music videos in which she throws paper cups at people. Throw one at me Ashlee, I dare you.
Ashlee Simpson looks like a dog's crusty vagina. (Not that I know what that looks like, but Ashlee Simpson can't be that far off, if not worse)