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What is ascot?
You had a rough week and you want to grab your boys and 'tie one on'
"Hey buddy I've had a shitty week and looking to go ascotting, you game?"
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Ascot - what is it?
Sexual position / experimentation involving a hooker (or any other sexual partner) and a horse. The method is having a horse sit on ones chest to effect auto-asphyxiation while being given a handjob.
Jeff "my heads still spinning from last night"
Drederick "why's that?"
J "i payed for a Royal Ascot"
D "Really? Was she a thorough-bred?"
What does "ascot" mean?
Nothing says you're a pretentious ass hole like wearing an ascot.
Mike decided he wanted to start wearing ascots, what an ascot hole that guy is going to be.
Ascot - what does it mean?
Hangman's noose. to hang someone. Choke someone out. Choke.
Saddam Hussein wore an Alcatraz ascot on his way outta here. "...If they catch that fool, somebody's gonna check that neck with a Alcatraz ascot." "...look, on the sidelines appears Bears QB Rex Grossman is fitting himself with his 4th qtr Alcatraz ascot as he prepares to enter the game..."
Ascot - meaning
A small room on the second floor of The Quest where local shows are usually held.
You gonna go see Somerset at the Ascot Room?
Ascot - definition
The end result of a condom break after vigorous thrusting where the residual elastic band remains at the base of the shaft with some excess latex flapping in the breeze.
“Oh shit babe, I’m so sorry. The condom broke...but, hey, check out this Richard’s Ascot.”
“Yo dude. She totally thought I was wearing an intact condom but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot”
Ascot - slang
One excellent way of exercising muscle groups that throw a punch and especially a potent hook. This Original Gentleman method of exercising muscle groups that called an "Ascot Push" is devoted and related to self-defense including such movements as a punch, and even more, a ruthlessly efficient hook. The method also densifies the bone matter of your tools; your hands. Why? Because the more pressure/impact/low stress damage is presented to the fists or any bone matter incuding collagen-type tissues, the more dense they get, period. It even has a scientific name, "Wolff's Law". All you need to do is put on a pair of slippers, you know, something else than rain-boots at least, and press against a wall as hard as you can. This method of training, will absolutely make of you a very potent adversary to foes, to protect yourself from evil intended people in general that would want to harm you or yours unlawfully. This method comes from "P-Town", Pincourt, QC, Canada. In these crazy times, I hope this helps.
The dude did the Ascot Push exercise everyday to make him a better fighter to defend himself. The Ascot Push exercise makes people stronger and helps for self-defense, making specific muscle groups stronger to deliver violent hooks.
Ascot
Commonly misbelieved to be an article of clothing, it is actually a fruit.
Yum, I love me some ascots!
Ascot
A student that shat there pants during a lesson
ewwwwwwww....
That ascot!
She shat herself !
Ascot
"Damn girl you ascot phat!"