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What is apush?the hardest class to ever exist, usually taken in junior year. Typically, one spends a minimum of four hours per night reading historical-sounding literature and writing essay-length responses to study questions and definitions created by the Devil himself in order to pass. The teacher then picks random students to read out their essays and assigns them a grade based on how much they like/dislike the student. Students often fall asleep in this class due to the tedious amount of homework, and the students who manage to stay awake either didn't do the homework or copied. After about eight tedious assignments and readings, the students take a test which consists of multiple-choice questions based on minor details and an essay in which in order to get an A, the student is expected to spit back the teacher's exact views on the topic. In this class, 70 is the new 100. Anyone who manages to get an A in this class is either: "George: Andy can I copy your APUSH homework? apush - meme gifapush - videoApush - what is it?A year of regret, tears, no sleep, late nights filled with nightmares of Lyndon B. Johnson, migraines, procrastination, excessive notecards, useless annotations, mental breakdowns, falling GPAs, learning about American assholes, slowly watching your sanity disappear, questioning if Hamilton was president, lack of a social life, overthinking every single test question, calculating how many questions you can get wrong to avoid tedious review questions, and the approaching AP exam consisting of 55 multiple choice questions, 1 long essay, 4 short answers, and to top off this cruel and unusual punishment, the dreaded DBQ is the poisonous cherry on top. Basically the definition of the worst year of your life. Just hope that your teacher kirvs your grade at the end. "Hey what are you doing today?" "Not much just apush-ing myself off a cliff. You?" What does "apush" mean?Class given by Ms.Izakowitz in which college level United States History is taught. The topics range from the early 1600's to late 1900's. A number of civil right movements are covered. Certain students may ocasionally be punished for misleading comments I.e. omar 1-If you decide to take the APUSH class you have to be ready to work. Apush - what does it mean?AP US History- a class that is of college level, typically offered during one's junior year of high school...better known as the hardest most awful class one will ever have to take in high school (besides perhaps calculus but that is beside the point.) also, the class that has becca, katie, katie, teresa, kenzie, emily, and angela going out of their minds! APUSH will kill me for sure before the year is over...I am just praying to get through the exam! AHHHH! Apush - meaningClass given by Mrs.Izakowitz in which it can become health hazardous to certain male students. I.e. Omar It is required that you have extensive civil rights movement knowledge and extreme love for the subject and L.A. Mexicants are not recommended for this class. Damn man your in APUSH, you gotta be crazy! Apush - definitionAcronym for Advanced Placement United States History. APUSH is fun! Apush - slangUS History AP. soooooo you guys taking apush next year? ApushThe worst high school class ever. Nuff said. I think I am going to kill myself because of APUSH ApushSomething most go into completely oblivious to the mountainous workload and gradual toll on sanity. Say farewell to sleep and hair. Don't be cocky and take it just because you can-it's not worth the GPA. Some schools' apush classes are entirely comprised of these brave sophomores that whine 24/7. Book is a literary work written by Harvard professors that have nothing better to do then add to their credentials. Your eyes glaze over 5 minutes into reading a chapter. stupid 'HUSH' students laugh in your face while they do skits and debate across the hall. BSing on the test does not work; crazy old history junky/hag/ghost whisperer teachers can see into your soul. Don't take it if you can, but I forgot, you're an HONORS studennt. Take it, but don't say I didn't warn you. 'Dude, you look like a zombie.' ApushA class which consists of offtopic class discussions, sleeping and tests/quizes on material unrelated and not covered by homework or assigned reading * Text message conversation * |
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