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What is ancestry?
An unblockable attack on ones ancestral heritage, no force on earth can counter this insult the only option is to resign oneself to death
Robert: Hey Paul
Paul: Hey Robert guess what?
Robert: What?
Paul: "Ur ancestry full of faggotry!"
*Robert's brain immediately hemorrhages and blood gushes out of his nose while he seizes on the floor praying that the afterlife won't be cruel to him*
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Ancestry - what is it?
The final comeback against any insult, its so powerful its defies the "no u" comeback of any sort.
"Hey Garry your mom gay"
" Hey Larry ur family tree LGBT"
" Hey Garry your ancestry incestry"
*Garry proceeds to explode into a million pieces and gets sucked into the void dimension with no possibilty of coming back into the human realm after getting destroyed beyond human comprehension*
What does "ancestry" mean?
No living mortal can survive after this insult, so it is seldom use amongst the commonfolk
Johnson: "you're mom gay
Alex:"ur ancestry incestry"
*instantly banished to the deepest pits of hell, to never recover*
Ancestry - what does it mean?
The new addition to the your mom gay trilogy
John: "Your mom gay"
Bill: "No you"
John: "Your family tree LGBT"
Bill: "Your ancestry incestry"
Entire world collapses on itself after John took the most intense insult known to man.
Ancestry - meaning
When family secrets get exposed due to the use of an at home DNA testing kit.
"Yea, turns out I have a half sister in New York that also lines up with one of my dad's business trips. Looks like he just got Ancestry Outed"
Ancestry - definition
A common name for sound files depicting the burning fires of a wood oven.
"Hey, Steve, why'd you send me a sound file called jewish ancestry?"
"Well, you said you wanted to learn about my family history."
"I did, but this just sounds like a burning oven!"
"Exactly."
Ancestry - slang
When family secrets get exposed after using an at home DNA kit.
"Hey man, just found out that I got a half- brother in California. Looks like dad was messing around."
"Yea looks like he got Ancestry Outed"
Ancestry
The #1 most popular dating site in the state of Alabama
William! Check it out! I just matched with my 3rd cousin on Alabama Ancestry! This site is fuckin' awesome!
Ancestry
Like Incest but requires you to go back in time to fuck your ancestors.
Two people on ancestry.
Person one: "Hey! Where have you been? I haven't seen you in a while."
Person two: "Time travelling to fuck my ancestors"
Person one: "Eww, That's incest!"
Person two: "No it's not, It's Ancest"
Ancestry
Adjective to honor an ancestor; exhibiting a mannerism that shows respect for elders that have passed on.
The portrait displayed on her shirt spoke for her ancestrious demeanor.
The child was taught to be ancestrious