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What is an emoji?
Something used to show emotion when in reality, you aren't showing any.
Wow that's cool. (Without emoji)
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Wow that's cool π what have I done...
an emoji - video
An emoji - what is it?
Emojiβs, the worlds most accessible form of cancer. If you want to jump of a cliff, seeing a π€ͺππ€£ππ© will really give you that last piece of encouragement you need! Emojiβs are mainly used by 11 year old thots on musical.ly who think their stick bodyβs are thic and curvy. If you thought you wanted to die, look at an emoji and prepare to go into a dark, deep depression you wonβt be able to cure (unless you watch a rip vine compilation). Anyone who uses an emoji unironically can join me when I jump off a bridge!!! π€ π€ π€ be safe kids, and stop using these fucking emojis!
11 year old commenting on an Instagram comedians video with an excessive use of gods main disappointment, emojiβs : βππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ hahah omg lele pons ur so hilarious ππ€©π―π€π€π€―πππβ
What does "an emoji" mean?
Emoji (from Japanese η΅΅ζε, read γγγ) (pl. emoji) are the tiny pictures you can put on your texts.
The word dates back to the early Japanese mobile phones. With the iPhone's plethora of icons, the word "emoji" became widespread, as it was what the keyboard was named.
It is made of two components, η΅΅ and ζε, meaning "picture" and "letter" respectively.
Therefore, any claims that tie the word to "emoticon" are etymologically WRONG.
Many teenage girls put way too many emoji in their texts, resulting in more icons than text. Some clever people manage to draw pictures using emoji, or play Connect Four, Tic-Tac-Toe, or even Chess using emoji.
"I'm so bored. Let's play connect four
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Use red"
"Whenever my mom nags me using iMessage, I respond with an emoji of an eggplant. That gets her pissed every time."
Mom: "Do the dishes as soon as you're finished doing nothing."
Clever guy: "(eggplant emoji)"
Mom: "Are you fucking kidding me?"
An emoji - what does it mean?
The act of ramming a girl up the ass with Diet Coke and Mentos while covering your dick in cheese (smegma is acceptable) and ramming it down her throat, whether she likes it or not. This is then followed by shoving the bottle of Diet Coke in her vagina and making a bunch of funny faces while spitting some cum in her mouth and is finished by shoving the bottle of Diet Coke in her mouth while railing her anally.
The Emoji Movie makes great background noise for this sex act.
An emoji - meaning
1. Things that managed to get on adolescent girls' beds, clothing, etc.
2. The premise of a most-likely shit movie coming in 2017.
3. A new language that will take over the world.
4. Unreadable squares for people without iPhones or Samsungs.
5. Wild animals commonly sighted on social media sites and messaging chats.
1. WOW! Her bed is amazing with those emojis on the sheets!
2. The Emoji Movie - August 11, 2017
3. βοΈππ΅π
4. Bart: Dude, what are you spamming in the chat?
4b. Ralph: Little circles with eyes!
5. KWEEN: yes!!πππππππππ
5b: SELFEE-ADDICT: LMFAO TRUUUUU!!!!!!!!!! πππ€ππ¨πβΉοΈππ°π π
An emoji - definition
Something that should never be used, it is humanity's worst idea ever. Emoji's should not exist and the people who came up with the idea for the Emoji Movie deserve to die a painful death.
A guy uses an emoji to try to slide into a girl's DMs. He never sees her again.
An emoji - slang
"Hey, why'd you shoot that guy?"
"He used an emoji"
"You're a hero and a good person."
An emoji
the ultimate reversion of modern languages back to hieroglyphics
"I need a damned guide to read some of these emoji!"
An emoji
once a cool thing for texting, but is now utterly annoying due to the admiration of 5-10 year old kids. they all ruined them and are now being turned into a fucking movie.
Kylie: hey girl did u see the emoji movie? it was so cool i think im gonna get a shirt with #emojiswagsquad!!
Jonny: U r 8 freaking years old and u already ruined the word swag squad and emoji. now ur gonna turn it into a shirt! FML
An emoji
A term to describe a female usually, but also can be an adjective for a male, meaning hot and adorable but way overused
Isabella is such an emoji. A definite 10/10 but she lets people walk all over her!