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What is amazing race?Special event where well-meaning housewife attempts to put her creativity and organizational skills to the test in order to expand her child's peer group. Her realization that the TV show is highly edited and actually combines days and days of footage into a tightly packed hour coincides with her forehead slapping self-deprecations about not ordering an online plan for the party and trying to save 10 bucks to do it herself. Amazing race birthday party www.amazingraceparty.com amazing race - videoAmazing race - what is it?To perform the Real Amazing Race you must first start by chugging a bottle of liquid laxatives. Once you have polished off the bottle start as soon as possible to masturbate. The challenge is to see if you can masturbate and finish before you shit yourself. Ex: 1 What does "amazing race" mean?The ultimate contest of virility. Any number of male contestants deposit their seed into a cup, the contents of which are then swirled and loaded into a turkey baster. The course consists of a willing female participant, and the winner is determined 9 months later with the aid of a paternity test. You, sir, may have an inch on me, but I dare say, my swimmers are stronger. I challenge you to the Amazing Race! Amazing race - what does it mean?A group of 2-4 guys separately jack-off into a cup, then mix it all together, and put it in a turkey baster. It is then put into a consenting girl's vagina and dispensed. The guy's semen that makes its way to the egg the fastest and impregnates the girl, wins (to be determined with DNA tests). The loser(s) has to raise the winner's child. If there are 3 or 4 total "racers", the left over losers have to raise the child in turns (a schedule is created at the preference of the losers, like who gets the kid on certain weeks). When the kid turns 15, the losers have to do rock, paper scissors, and the loser of that has to tell the kid the magical story of how he was born...LET THE AMAZING RACE BEGIN!!! My buddy thought he was more of a man than me, so I challenged him to The Amazing Race...he lost, hahaha, what a bitch Amazing race - meaningThe Amazing Race is a reality-based television show produced by Jerry Bruckheimer and debuted in August, 2001. As of the present, it is on it's fifth incarnation. this show reminds me of a 2001 movie called "Rat Race". Amazing race - definitionThe Best Reality TV Show there is. It beat Survivor in the Emmys countless times. The Amazing Race is probably the only reason why I watch TV nowadays. Amazing race - slangA contest usually held on special occasions such as 420 involving enormous quantities of pot, beer, and food. The pot is usually of cheaper quality due to pricing concerns and the fact that weaker pot will enable teams to smoke more, and only beer, no hard or malt liquor, may be drunk. The food usually consists of pizza, burgers, or similar fare, but it must all be the same type of food across teams for fairness reasons. #1 : Hey, 420's coming up. You know what that means? Amazing raceA contest usually held on special occasions such as 420 involving enormous quantities of pot, beer, and food. The pot is usually of cheaper quality due to pricing concerns and the fact that weaker pot will enable teams to smoke more, and only beer, no hard or malt liquor, may be drunk. The food usually consists of pizza, burgers, or similar fare, but it must all be the same type of food across teams for fairness reasons. Guy #1: Hey it's 420! Know what that means? Amazing raceSame as The Amazing Race, just without the word "the". No one cares about using it as the first word in the title anyways. Why the teams only fly around 6 continents and not the 7th one is because only researchers are down there of course. |
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