Definder - what does the word mean?

What is alignment?

When an unexpected and nearly impossible event takes place. Usually due to pure luck or the divine intervention of God.

The love of my life left and went back to her own country, and I don't know if I'll ever see her again. But I pray to God each day and when the stars align I hope we'll end up together.

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Alignment - what is it?

-the state of not being arranged in a straight line or in correct relative positions
-the lack of affiliation or alliance with other nations or groups especially politicians

They reached a state of Non-Alignment.

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What does "alignment" mean?

Lesbian alignment is when a womans attractiveness becomes significantly higher when she engages in acts of a lesbian nature. When a woman is given an attractiveness rating out of 10 (ten), a maximum of 2 (two) additional points can be added to the rating out of 10. As such, a mildly attractive woman can, with the help of the lesbian alignment, become a smoking hot babe just by performing cunnilingus on a female friend.

"Hey, is your girlfriend hot?"
"She's OK, but when she made out with her girlfriend, the lesbian alignment meant she was much hotter!"

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Alignment - what does it mean?

The funny roblox game

Man stars align is so cool. Man when stars align releases my stars will be aligned

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Alignment - meaning

Someone who is very competent in numerous sexual acts and can make your wildest dreams come true.

Miracle Aligners are typically humble but very confident in the bedroom.

"He's a Miracle Aligner it's like he was born to blow my mind"

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Alignment - definition

An initial stage to self empowerment, to live the present with least resistance. A restoration of harmony and inner stillness within onself.

In order to nurture your soul and feel true happiness within, you need to raise your awareness for self-alignment.

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Alignment - slang

The straightening of a young boys back by way of his anus. The person conducting the alignment must be 60 years old or older and the young boy must be between 3 and 10 years of age.

Person 1: Hey Boo Boo, your walking a little funny. I might need to give you a Sandusky Alignment later.

Person 2: I'll be alright, no need to bother.

Person 3: Get your ass on this mattress and let me straighten your back. Take your pants and underwear off now!!! Put some KY on your asshole too!!!!

Person 3: Don't you feel better? I know I do. If you have any other friends your age that have back issues, send them my way, okay buddy?

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Alignment

The word you use when you are in a business meeting and can't think of anything worthwhile to say.

The team really need to align our activities in order to maintain our alignment to the business's core strategies

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Alignment

A term used by foreign, often incompetent, IT managers to describe an integration task or a task requiring cooperation between multiple employees.

"@employee_one, plz align with @employee_two to update new do_stuff() function from last merge."

"I failed my English classes but blew enough cocks to become a team leader, so I use 'align' instead of terms like 'work together', 'integrate into' or 'talk with'."

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Alignment

One's philosophical loyalties; may include religious ideals.

In RPG, the choice between good and evil; law and chaos.

Why do my chaotic evil characters always get stuck with a bunch of goody-goody lawfuls?

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