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What is alabaster?
Generally red headed white girl - or very pale skinned white girl whose been with a black man and in the old cliche gone black and isn't going back
Jemma the red head from down the street was always hanging around with black guys. Her very pale white skin struck a real contrast against some of the real dark black guys " wow she's a real blacked alabaster "
alabaster - meme gif
alabaster - video
Alabaster - what is it?
The insignia for the Order of the same name. The origin of the parakeet is one of the fundamental story in the shaping of the Order. The founder, R.M.M. Swigberry-Smythe II, is known to be descended from several families (the name Swigberry is an interesting story, but beyond the scope of this text). The most influential to the shaping of the Order is undoubtedly the Montagues, particularly Giambattista Montague. He was an eccentric Italian merchant/explorer in the 18th century who enjoyed collecting all manner of things from the countires he traveled to (his entire collection is thought to have been large enough to fill over half of the British Museum!) He also had several hundred acres of land, on which he kept all manner of animals, mostly birds. His favourite of all was a parakeet named Zipporah. Zipporah (or Old Zippy as he is known to Order members) was an extremly intelligent bird, who could perfrom all manner of tricks, even doing simple maths! When Zippy died age 68, Montague commissioned a statue of Zippy to be carved in alabaster as a centrepiece for his formal garden. Swigberry-Smythe was so moved my this story, he decided to create a group where eccentric upper-class like himself could meet and share interests, in memory of his ancestor and his beloved bird. And so, on September the 19th, 1915, he and 50 others from around the world met at his mansion in the first gathering of The Order of The Alabaster Parakeet. The rest, as they say, is history.
What does "alabaster" mean?
A rare breed of mythological creature that lives in the forest of magical silliness. They feed on goober blossoms, and they're everlastign enemies are the cannablistic trolls. They're often bothered by humorically driven earth dwellers who pass thorugh their forest in search of their leader, the peach lotion man.
The dwarfs diet consists of goober blossoms, but they also enjoy feasting on curdled caulliflower and other vegetarian meals. The ultimate luxury meal for the dwarfs would include rotten artichoke hearts drizzled with sauce from a maggot inveted tomato.
Alabaster dwarfs tend to mate approximately three hundred and sixty five times a year, but the children often die shortly after birth. Only one in sixty hundred and twenty eight dwarf children survive. their young feed on the scabs of their grandmothers wounds, which fall off everytime a new child is born. They live on scabs until their eyes grow in. This takes about one week. Then the children are kicked out of the clan to go and live on their own.
Alabaster dwarfs tend to travel in groups of four or five, and they live in oversized patches of rotten peaches. They also bathe in the peach juice, which male dwarfs find irrisistable. This is very helpful when the unattractive female dwarfs are desprete for a mate.
It is presumed that by 2010, all alabaster dwarfs will be over taken by the cannabilistic trolls. Alabaster breeding has been set in motion, to try and save their species, but it is obvious that they are basically doomed to fail.
If you would like to try and attempt to save the Dwarfs, feel free to donate to the Save The Alabaster Dwarfs Foundation (SADF).
"wow, did you jsut see those alabaster dwarfs eat that goober blossom?"
Alabaster - what does it mean?
A pale white person or object, with a mental handicap. first used to describe: "The Moon" from the famous radio/television series The Mighty Boosh. Therefor most apt when used as an adjective to describe satellites with gypsum like properties, but has rapidly found it's way into common usage in the English language.
Tony Harrison: " I took a chance, how was I to know he was an alabaster retard"
Alabaster - meaning
What one may call someone who is particularly white and stupid for instance the moon when asked for directions - originated from BBC 3 comedy The Mighty Boosh
Ok i took a chance, how was i supposed to know he was an Alabaster Retard
Alabaster - definition
Any sexual act between yourself, a coworker, and 2 voice actors. Usually following a video production.
Jim: Wow Alan, i cant believe we got famous voice actors Trey and Noah to appear on our show. This might be our only opportunity to perform an alabaster jackrabbit.
Alan: Thats a great idea! Ive heard about that, and we have to do it!
Trey: Thats the reason i got into this business.
Noah: Ive always got time for an alabaster jackrabbit, but let me stretch first.
Alabaster - slang
When a group of white kids attempt to form a rap group and perform horrifically
"Yo did you get a glimpse of that alabaster disaster that played at the youth center this weekend"
Alabaster
A code word for when something is not right or you may be in a form of danger, especially when under the influence of cannabis.
Buying drugs and being harassed by a fat, male, possibly retarded former prostitute wearing nothing but whitey tighties. "Yo Dude, Alabaster."
Smoking in friends basement 'le creek from upstairs' Alabaster dudes!
Alabaster
Alabaster, AL.
The city in which magic happens. Where love grows and hatred fades away.
Also, there is a high population of Emo and Scene Kids.
You want good hardcore music? Go to Alabaster.
Alabaster
A plain, milky white person who has trouble coming to terms with their genetic make-up of their paper white, almost transparent skin.
you are a massive alabaster .
you.....stop being an alabaster
You....seriously, its only skin, you might grow out of your alabaster ways one day.