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What is adjustable?
repeatedly beating something with either your fists, wrench, baseball bat, etc. until it works, or refuses to work.
My alarm clock wouldn't stop beeping, so i gave it a percussion adjustment and it stopped.
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adjustable - video
Adjustable - what is it?
when a man spreads a woman's legs, pins them back and fucks her so hard her back cracks. This custom became so popular in the early 1980's that some enthusiasts would have spinal adjustment parties and couples would simultaneously engage in this form of boning. The combined sound of all the cracking spines gave the aural illusion of crickets chirping. The practice didn't quite reach "fad" status, though, as it really didn't sound that close to crickets chirping and it was only interesting to the bystander for a few quick moments. Eventually, the party idea died out and currently spinal adjustments are practiced in the privacy of one's home. This has been known to save dozens of dollars in chiropractor bills, cutting health costs by 0.00001%, though statistics have only been kept since Valentines Day, 2012.
Harold: Hey, Fred, what's with Steph?
Fred: Fucked her so hard last night, I gave her a spinal adjustment.
Harold: Oh, okay. That's awesome. The way she was walking, I thought she had some kind of pussy rash.
Fred: No, it was great. Had her up to five pops. Got four more on the last thrust. Adjusted!!! (high fives)
What does "adjustable" mean?
An american military technique of repairing broken DVD players.
Pauile: "I was in the army signal core. What this thing needs is what we call a
Brogan Adjustment"
Christopher: "What's that? Y'know how?"
Pauile: "Yep"
*procedes to smash DVD player with left shoe"
Adjustable - what does it mean?
when you just don't give a shit anymore, the fuck it adjustment is right for you. Just say fuck it. Boom, bam, pow, that shit is out of your way now isn't it? Fuck it, fuck that, fuck everything.
Brought to you by Danny Sexbang
"The assignment is due tomorrow? At least I remembered the "fuck it" adjustment! FUCK IT!"
"Finals? Oh, right, the "fuck it" adjustment! FUCK IT!"
Adjustable - meaning
If you're a hillbilly or a redneck and someone misunderstood you; you would say "I didn't mean 'that'. Adjustment 'this' or 'that'.
Iam "See they keep trying to make adjustments to the thing that isn't working. As though it's the variables that are wrong and not that their idea doesn't work. No amount of adjustment makes a turd a tenderloin"
Adjustable - definition
When your male extremity requires attenton after an involuntary reaction to a hot piece of ass.
While in line at the bank, I had to adjusticate myself after staring at the girl in the yoga pants.
Adjustable - slang
What most men try to accomplish with their lower appendages...and no, not the legs.
I'm sorry honey, but I HAD to adjust.
Adjustable
To make suggestive adjustments to something someone submitted.
Frank wrote the computer company submitting several adjustions they could make for next year computer model coming out.
Adjustable
That's one thing a man does if you ever see his hands reaching the crotch area.
Especially when wearing jeans, adjustment is necessary. A man will never be comfortable until proper adjustment is made, i.e. the penis is not in a good position.
Directions:
1. Swiftly move your hands to the crotch area.
2. Push your penis from the sides.
3. Once you reach a good resting position, your penis should be comfortable.
P.S. This is especially important if one has a mooseknuckle
*man grabs his crotch*
Woman: What are you doing?!
Man: Adjustment.
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Woman: Are you masturbating?
Man: Adjustment. Hey you just looked at my penis llololololol!!!11!!oneone!!!!!!!!!eleven!!
Adjustable
Adjustable means having the facility to be changed so as to match or fit, such as an adjustable spanner. It can also mean capable of being regulated, such as adjustable interest rates.
Adjustable office chairs means one size does fit all.