What is Yoder?

To spend an extremely long time (30+ minutes) on the toilet having a bowel movement. This could be due to not eating enough fiber or trying to avoid work for an extended period of time.

Employee 1: Have you seen Ben recently.
Employee 2: No, he's probably taking a yoder somewhere.
Employee 1: Dammit, we're supposed to have a meeting in 5 minutes.

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Yoder - what is it?

When a guy that looks Amish with black hair and red beard pulls out and blows his load on the girls face while stroking his beard.

A kid I know who looks Amish (Black hair, and red beard) was doing this chick in a fire truck, and pulled out and blew his load on her face while stroking his beard.

"Yeah, I Yoderized her!"

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What does "Yoder" mean?

Someone in power of authority such as a states attorney,police officer,judge,etc. who willfully and knowingly protects a criminal by doing unethical misconduct,corruption,bribery,theft of documents or evidence,etc.

The states attorney did a Yoder on me becuase he wanted to protect the criminal who robbed me from legal action

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Yoder - what does it mean?

The soft fleshy crease on the interior of the elbow.

“I went to give blood the other day and the girl stabbed me in the Arm 6 times before she got the vein. I am afraid my Yoder is going to be bruised for the next week!”

“After climbing a tree I went to straighten my arm only to find i sap on my inner arm leaving me with a sticky Yoder.”

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Yoder - meaning

The smell of pain

After suffering from a head injury, all o could smell is the Yoder.

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Yoder - definition

When someone does something completely and utterly retarded. A "Yoder" cannot be explained by logic, but by only shouting out, "Damn, what a fuckin Yoder."

When your drunk and tell a kid to take you and your keg back to your dorm room. Him being sober, reasonably comprehends he cannot bring a keg of beer into a dorm room but follows his friends directions without any discretion. "Damn what a Yoder."

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