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What is Yo Momma?
A general comeback for insults, as well as insulting questions.
Ted: I need to pick up some condoms, dude.
Fred: For who?
Jed: Yeah, dude; who the hell would screw you?
Ted: yo momma
Yo Momma - video
Yo Momma - what is it?
The butt of every joke and the number one answer to every question.
“What’s that nasty smell?” Yo momma opened her legs, that’s what that nasty smell is.
“What’s the square root of 100?”
Yo momma’s saggy titties is the square root of 100, bitch!!!
What does "Yo Momma" mean?
The answer to any question, when the correct answer could not be attained at the present time.
"Please tell us who the first president of the USA was?"
"Yo momma"
"Dude, i just got an A+ on my math test"
"Dude, I just got an A+ with yo momma!"
Yo Momma - what does it mean?
Flock like a butterfly, Sting like a bee, I fucked YO MOMMA now it hurts when I pee!
Yo Momma - meaning
These two words can be used in many ways, like insulting or talking about someone's mother. Of course, the things people joke about are entirely inappropriate, usually. Sometimes they aren't too bad.
Jeff-Hey, Joe!
Joe-Yus, Jeff? What's up?
Jeff- YO MOMMA IS WHAT'S UP!
Joe-That didn't make any sense.
Jeff-YO MOMMA DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!
Joe-Man, seriously?
Jeff-Yo momma, seriously?
Joe-This is too hard to deal with. You're a big idiot.
Jeff-YO MOMMA IS BIG!
Yo Momma - definition
God awful show on MTV in which brainless gits try to insult eachother. Wilmer Valderrama hosts.
"Have you seen Yo Momma?"
"Yeah, I think I lost 50 IQ points."
"Wilmer Valderrama just lost all of his cool points because he's on this stupid show."
Yo Momma - slang
1. Stupidest show on earth talking about yo momma.
Man did you see yo momma last night, it was fuckin gay.
Yo Momma
Insult used when asked any question, espically if you're lying stoned in the gutter and a preacher tells you that you are wretched.
(after the Preacher-bot has besmirched Bender Bending Rodriguez)
Fry: "Who was that?"
Bender Bending Rrodriguez: "Yo Momma!"
Yo Momma
1)The target of many insults. Whoever this "Yo Momma" person is, she must be one fat, ugly slut. Sounds like an Asian name.
2)The answer to any question. It means everything.
1)
Guy1: "Yo Momma's so fat, when she got on the scale, it said 'to be continued'!"
Guy2: "Who's 'Yo Momma'? Sounds Asian."
Guy1: "........."
2)
Teacher: "Billy, can you tell us what you did last weekend?"
Billy: "Yo Momma."
Guy1: "Hey, what's that gunk all over the floor?"
Guy2: "Yo Momma."
Man: "I have searched for years, and finally found you. They said you knew the answer to the great question...Why?"
Wise man on the mountain: "Yo Momma."
Yo Momma
A crappy TV show on MTV that was hosted by another crappy actor. This show was about "battling" people (from other neighborhoods) with their stupid jokes about each others moms and other dumb crap to win prizes. MTV thought this show as so cool it made them feel smart.
Also a way to start off a joke.
Guy 1: Yo MOMMA loves Wonka Nerds so much, I told her I was a nerd and she started sucking me!
Guy2: What? What the fuck? I don't get you.
Guy 1:XD