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What is Wizzard?
As a man is climaxing from a blow job, he promptly removes his penis and cums in the womans eye while screaming "Expelliarmus!!" with great conviction. This is ill advised to men with a substancial load as serious injury has plagued this majestic and selfless gesture throughout the ages.
I love Harry Potter so much i show'd my girl The White Wizzard
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Wizzard - what is it?
When you're taking a piss in the countryside and happen to piss on an electric fence giving your dick and balls a nice zap so that they would shine like a lightbulb. Usually accompanied by you dropping to one knee and the Great Muta appearing out of nowhere to knee you in the face for being a dumbass.
(Young Billy Meyer stood in front of the class and offered the following poem.)
Ode to the Shining Wizzard.
When I was young and had no sense.
I took a piss on an electric fence.
It hurt so bad, shocked my balls,
I took a crap in my overalls.
What does "Wizzard" mean?
the look of a "well used" "hanging" "loose" vagina
"i tell u when she bent over her bever hung like a wizzards sleeve"
Wizzard - what does it mean?
that WiZzArD is a pimp
Wizzard - meaning
The slang term describing one whom is liked by his peers, friends, as well as school teachers and parents. The word is often times applied to those who have just engaged in a certain sexual or associative activity with females.
John, you fat wizzard you, last night's circle rim was fantastic!
I know, i can't wait for next week's awful waffle!
Wizzard - definition
adjective, synonymous with brilliant or excellent. Somewhat archaic,stereotypically used by bespectacled nerdy english teenagers in the 1970's and 80's.
"That new chopper is wizzard!"
"Slade are wizzard!"
"the Yorkshire ripper isn't very wizzard"
Wizzard - slang
A slightly more not shit version of an indie. A Wizzard tends to wear more alternative clothing such as towel shirts and $4 new shoes. The female version of a Wizzard is known as a Pirate. Angry Wizzards have been known to be called Rhyno's and proffesional Wizzards are known as Jedi.
No way! He's a Wizzard. He's to shit for water.
Wizzard
An individual who urinates themself while they sleep after experiencing an extended evening of consuming alcohol.
“Hey do you know how Tony’s a wizzard?”
“Yeah didn’t he pee while he was sleeping on the couch?”
Wizzard
Person 1: "Wizzards are so cool!"
Person 2: "True, but wizard is spelt with a single z."
Person 1: "Damn. You're right, but isn't blizzard spelled with 2 z's."
Person 2: "You make a fair point."
Wizzard
A special blend of the cannabis plant, the two strands used to make Wizzard are Creeper mids, and Fire mids. The creeper and fire strand is indigenous to the Pittsburgh suburbs. Wizzard was crafted by a young botanist who is also working on a special blend that will remain unnamed. Yo itz dat Wizzard.
Person A: this is some good weed must be dat creeper.
Person B: Nahh cuz its dat creeper wit da fire.
Person A: O snap im smokin dat Wizzard.