Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Wireless?

n. A weak wi-fi connection that your ISP insists is "blazing fast."

"We got a brand-new gateway from Comcast, but still only have wireless crapability -- every YouTube video freezes every five seconds."

Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."

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Wireless - what is it?

1. A subsidiary of now-defunct Cingular Wireless. It had no credit checks was completely prepaid, especially for poor creditless niggers.

I'm gonna get myself a new phone a Niggular Wireless.

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What does "Wireless" mean?

When you hock a loogie in your lovers ear.

Before I cum I'm gonna give you the biggest wireless willy.

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Wireless - what does it mean?

doing it without protection

Frank and Cindy went wireless last night!

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Wireless - meaning

Another name for a radio.

Turn that bloody wireless down. I cant get any sleep.

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Wireless - definition

Staying at places that you know have WiFi access at all hours of the day.

I stayed at the university past 1am surfing the internet.

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Wireless - slang

A blow job, as in hands free. Getting wireless. This has replaced 'brain' as the newest term for blowjob.

That sorority house has great reception. You can get wireless in almost every room.

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Wireless

adj. Without wires.
n. An object not requiring wires

adj. Sex without adequate protection.

Jimmy got it on with Kelsie last night. They were wireless.

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Wireless

To be of coolness, not a snitch

no wires=no snitches. Keith is awesome, yeah hes wireless !

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Wireless

Livin' Life To The Fullest (Usually Associated With College Students)
Gettin Wasted, Life Of The Party, Gettin Hoes, And Gettin Money.

Bro! I Was So Wireless At That Party This Weekend.
Them hoes Is Wireless!!
If You Aint Wireless Then Get Out!!!
All Them hoes Is Down For the Team, They Wireless As Hell!!

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