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What is We need to talk?
I'm too shy to admit it but here goes "I want to screw your brains out". A universal mating call.
Two people just met and are just getting to know each other; :we need to talk".
We need to talk - video
We need to talk - what is it?
It's always bad news. It's either your girl wants to talk to you because she thinks you cheated or your parents found all that stuff you hid on your phone like porn or just some really weird crap
Mum: Sweetheart, we need to talk
Jeff: *sweating* What's up mum?
Mum: Care to explain this? *Shows folder full of porn*
Jeff: Fuck.
Or
Becky: Baby, we need to talk.
Jeff: What's up, honey? *nervous laugh*
Becky: Have you been sleeping with my sister?
Jeff: Fuck.
What does "We need to talk" mean?
1. girlfriend or wife pissed off and wants to end relationship (in case of wife we advise you to find a damn good lawyer)
2. your parents found your stash or are fed up with in there house (normally the second one never happens because they want it to be like you solved it so you cant say they kicked you out)
3.boss thinks your not working enough (because you where not working 24 hoar shifts with no pay) so he is firing you.
4. (rarest of all)girlfriend or wife just want to cuss you out or wants you to tell you to never see your friends again.
1.wife: honey we need to talk.
husband: (thinking) DAMN where is the number for my lawyer.
(mind you this had 2 so i might as well put the 2nd one down)
girlfriend: honey we need to talk
dude: (thinking) shit
2.parents son we need to talk what is this
kid:(thinking) o crap they found my stash better think fast...
(the second one)
parents: son we need to talk we want you out of our house now you have been here for a year now and you said a week and you'd be back on your feet
3. boss: we need to talk, seeing as you hardly work and our sales are down by 10% your fired.
boss: (thinking) he should of worked 24 hoar shifts with no pay... o well more money for me.
4.(wife or girlfriend) : honey we need to talk.
(wife or girlfriend) :(thinking) this will teach you for forgetting our anniversary.
(second)
(wife or girlfriend) : honey we need to talk. your never allowed to see your friends again.
(wife or girlfriend) : (thinking my twisted version mind you) bwahahaha now I will make him hang out with my friends all day long.
sorry for the length of this but a lot of scenarios and just wanted to get them all.
We need to talk - what does it mean?
You're so dead.
Hey husband! What's happening? We need to talk.
(he's dead!)
We need to talk - meaning
Girl code for: Hey man, we're over.
Girlfriend " hey, we need to talk"
Boyfriend *thinking* aw man, I'm screwed.
We need to talk - definition
What a girl says when she means, "You're in some deep shit." Is most commonly used when your girlfriend finds out you've been cheating, you're breaking up, or your mom is about to ground you for life for getting that one B.
Gf: "Honey, we need to talk."
Guy: "What?"
Gf: "Have you been dating another girl behind my back?"
Guy: "Whaaaaaa?????"
We need to talk - slang
A women's secret word for: Sorry but you're fucked.
Once you here this word you have to think fast.
Because it means you're in pretty big trouble for some reason.
Women: We need to talk
Man: Shit. I'm screwed.
We need to talk
Things have suddenly gone south!!!
Fat chick: We need to talk.
Redneck:I'll pack your bags for you, whore.
We need to talk
Synonymous with the words "you're doomed" and "run for your bloody life".
Meghan: Daryl, we need to talk.
Daryl: Sure, honey, just a moment.
(jumps out third-story window)
We need to talk
The four words in a relationship nobody wants to hear.
He said, We need to talk and I thought Oh damn!