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What is Water Monkey?

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.

"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"

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Water Monkey - video

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Water Monkey - what is it?

Another word for dog water mostly used by Masteroogway

You're litterally monkey water

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What does "Water Monkey" mean?

loose change used for frivolous purposes.

monkey water is used for drinking, gambling, loose women, and the like.

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Water Monkey - what does it mean?

The fluid secreted from the penis during intercourse before climax

Good for lubrication but can often lead to pregnancy

Oh no baby I got you pregnant with my monkey water

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Water Monkey - meaning

Slang word used for mix of water, heroine and light among drug addicts.
It's a way to use tar heroin mixed with water and heated with lighter. Used as alternative to sniffing powder/IVing H.
This mix, when snorted will lead to horrible pain in your sinus and skull and feeling of high afterwards.

-Hey I copped some H. what should we do?
-Let's do some monkey water!

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Water Monkey - definition

A house guest that drinks all of your beverages, especially bottled water.

Fuck him, he was a water monkey!

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