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What is War On Christmas?When a married man starts to think up ridiculous ideas in November to seduce their wife/girlfriend into having over-the-top urban dictionary definition style sex by Christmas. The thought being that if they buy their wife something festive like a Wine Advent Calendar or Sexy Mrs. Clause pajamas they will be rewarded with an opportunity to perform the “Kentucky Tractor Puller” or the more festive “Bob Sledding” acts. Guy 1: Dude, I bought my wife a bottle of Rosé with Rudolph on it! I’ll bet she’s going to finally let me try the “Flying Camel” for Christmas! War On Christmas - videoWar On Christmas - what is it?A conspiracy theory until 2016, when Millennials and the far left started attacking Christmas traditions by labeling them as racist, misogynistic, in an attempt to get them banned. "I didn't believe there actually was a War on Christmas, until they tried to ban Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer by calling it racist." What does "War On Christmas" mean?'''War on christmas''' is a bullshit theory made up by rednecks after they realized minorities were comfortable with saying "happy holidays" the same people who believe in W.O.C say that liberals get offended when someone says "merry christmas" when the ironic thing is the same people get offended when someone dosen't say "merry christmas" Person with a brain:Happy Holidays War On Christmas - what does it mean?1. A memetic media virus propogated by FAUX News, the 24 hour infotainment network A completely ridiculous red herring spawned in the winter of 2005, the War on Christmas refers to the alleged schemings of liberal secularist grinches to threaten the religious freedoms of Christians, that horribly opressed minority (all 80% of them). Target Employee: Happy Holidays! War On Christmas - meaninga figment of the imagination of Fox News concocted solely for the purpose of stoking anger against secular progressives. According to Fox News last year, Christians won the 'War on Christmas'. |
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