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What is WarMachine?
A big dick also called the warmachine. A handle for Don Cheadles massive cock.
Girl one: Ooo girl whats in your mans pants??
Don cheadles girl: Thats the Warmachine. His massive bbc. He'll take any hoe on a ride like tony stark.
Girl one: oooo girl, I wish my mans had a cock like that.
WarMachine - meme gif
WarMachine - video
WarMachine - what is it?
A tabletop steampunk game that requires models, dice, a ruler, and some other shit. While it might be cheaper than warhammer, model per model it can be much more expensive. Its best feature are angry Russian robots (also known as Warjacks) that can kick ass out of other non-angry Russian robots. Unless the dice gods hate you, which means you're fucked.
Also, if you add a medium sized warmachine model and a sock together, you have a potential weapon.
Person1: Hey look, Person 3 is playing warmachine!
person 2: Herp derp, the nerd...
*soon after Person 2 is in the hospital due to head injuries cause by a pewter model and a sock.