wwf was a wrestling company untill those stupid hippies stole there name.
the hippies should have cahnged there name.
the wwf had money money and more fans.
and now the wwe is still kicking those hippies ass's.
hippie: we want to keep our name because we love the world and everything in it.
the rock: oh shut the hell up the poor fucks.
judge: i give the initials to the world wildlife find because i am a softcock who doesnt like swearing.
WWF was the leading wrestling federation in the United States until the World Wildlife Foundation made them change the name to WWE because they have stupid hair.
Two organisations which may be parallel opposites, although there are certain similarities...
Situation:
1.Dude! Did you see WWF last night? The Big Show totally made Tajiri extinct!
2. Newsreporter: The last Panda on Earth was killed last Friday Night when a rock mysteriously smashed it in the face. The Rock killed the last ever panda.
1.) A common misnomer for WTF (Why Try, Fuckers?), WWF is about as real and tough as a fairy princess.
Every action that has ever taken place is scripted and performed by underpaid actors. They use people with real backgrounds to create a facade of realism, when in fact it's completely fake.
When's the last time you've seen a person shrug off a piledriver?
Last year, in a start-of-the-year Greco-Roman Wrestling match, a newbie performed a piledriver on a three-year veteran (who by the way was 6'2" more conditioned than most WWF/WWE fighters have ever been,) and broke the veteran's sternum, sending him to the hospital for two weeks. And yet these men can take all those hits, then come back a week later for a rematch. I don't know about you, but Rhino doesn't look like he can fly, shoot laser beams out of his eyes, and grow weak near shiny rocks.
"Dude, have you watched WWF lately? Last week's episode was killer! You should have seen Sting!"