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What is Vuvuzela?
Swarm of bees that was constantly playing during the 2010 World Cup... oh, it's also an " instrument " played by South Africans. Extremely annoying, and hopefully baned before the next World Cup.
Person 1: I tried to watch the World Cup, but all i could hear was a swarm of bees!
Person 2: You mean all those Vuvuzela's?
Person 1: What's that...?
Person 2: It's a South African "instrument".
Vuvuzela - meme gif
Vuvuzela - video
Vuvuzela - what is it?
Allow me to demonstrate my proficiency as a mouth breather, by exhaling into my vuvuleza for 90 minutes.
Hey, do you also feel like being a human mosquito today?
Yep! That's why I brought my vuvuzela! Also, I'm famished. You gonna eat the rest of that battery acid?
What does "Vuvuzela" mean?
A trumpet used in football matches.
Often mistaken with the sound of Chewbacca taking a shit.
Terrorist #1: I went to the toilet the other day. Sounded like a real vuvuzela.
Terrorist #2: I'm not your friend anymore.
Vuvuzela - what does it mean?
A female porn-star, or one who has all the makings thereof: Plastic, horny and makes a hell of a noise whilst blowing.
See that Jenna Jameson? She's a right vuvuzela.
Vuvuzela - meaning
(1):A long, cheaply made plastic torture device that is being used during the 2010 World Cup. Sometimes, you hear one that's louder than the rest. No matter what's happening during the football match, they're at the same level of sound.
(2): The reason my TV will be on mute for all the World Cup
(3): Will appear in the next SAW movie
(1): Person 1: Who are you on the phone with?
Person 2: Suicide Hotline.
Person 1: what?! Why?!
Person 2: Those fucking vuvuzelas are driving me mad.
(2): Person 1: Why are you watching the TV without sound?
Person 2: I'm scared the sound of the vuvuzelas will make me go fucking deaf
Person 1: What's a vuvuzela?
Person 2: Get the fuck out.
(3): Jigsaw: Let's play a game
Person 1: Alright, what kind of game?
Jigsaw: A game of... Football
Person 1: Alright
*starts playing*
Jigsaw: Release the Vuvuzelas!
Person 1: oh my god! Ahhhgfdkerikaskjjgfuejkesdnjv
Jigsaw: heh.
Vuvuzela - definition
A loud and annoying as fuck horn that sounds like a swarm of angry bees
I can't hear anything at this soccer game, because everyone is blowing on thier Vuvuzela.
Vuvuzela - slang
A term used by socialists to mock neoliberals for their fundamental misunderstanding about socialism and why Venezuela fell into crisis.
There were many factors that contributed to Venezuela's crisis, but the most obvious was the country's heavy reliance on oil for its economy, which lead to it collapsing when the price fell. Additionally, most of the country has been in private hands, such as 70% of the economy, 50% of the healthcare, and 80% of the workforce. If we went off these metrics, Norway, Denmark, etc. would be socialist, but rather, they're considered social democracies, which is a more friendlier version of capitalism to the people in said country (but not considered socialist).
Neoliberal: Venezuela was socialist and collapsed because of it, therefore socialism doesn't work.
Socialist: Vuvuzela no iPhone 100 billion dead
Vuvuzela
The only thing in the world more obnoxious than a British football fan.
Vuvuzela: Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Footy fan: Bawwwwwwwwwwww!
Vuvuzela
An annoying, long plastic horn blown by African fans (especially South Africans) during football (soccer) matches. Unlike cheering or clapping, vuvuzelas are blown in a non-stop, monotone manner throughout an entire match.
They made the 2010 FIFA World Cup sound like a giant hive of angry bees.
Vuvuzela Fan #1: BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Vuvuzela Fan #2: BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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