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What is Vlad The Impaler?This is where an individual has to take a shit in the wee hours of the morning and sleepily stumbles into the bathroom without turning on the lights. Being half asleep and disoriented in the dark,the individual squats,but is off a few inches,and sits on the handle to the toilet brush or commode plunger located next to the toilet,thusly impaling themselves. After my terrifying Vlad the Impaler experience,I now religiously turn on the bathroom lights. Vlad The Impaler - videoVlad The Impaler - what is it?The nickname of Big Al, receiving this name from the extremely large penis he has. So gargantuan that in the process of sexual intercourse Al has impaled many of his ladies/victims going from the vagina straight through the brain. Shit! Vlad the Impaler has struck again! Well boys I donβt think this bitch will be walking for a while. What does "Vlad The Impaler" mean?The male sex organ used to eject semen and urine out. Vlad the Impaler invaded the Ottoman Empire. Vlad The Impaler - what does it mean?The real Dracula. Far from the cape-wearing bloodsucker, Vlad the Impaler was both a hero to the Romanians, helping to defeat the invading Turks, and at the same time a brutal monster (butchering people to prove a point, once again to the Turks). His favourite execution methods outside of impaling included getting boiled alive. Vlad III "the Impaler" "Dracula" Tepes was a hero of the Romanian people. Vlad The Impaler - meaningVlad Tepes, Prince of Wallachia, was a figure in the Medieval era who has become connected with the Dracula legend. Forget bloodsucking, this guy was in to much more hardcore stuff. He impaled friend and foe alike. One he turned back a Turkish army when they saw thousands upon thousands of their comrades dead on wooden stakes. Once, when an envoy refused to take off his turban in his presence Vlad had it nailed to his head. Vlad The Impaler was a horribly cruel man but an effective warlord and disciplinarian. |
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