What is Virus?

An organism that moves around until it has found a single, empty spot and stays there and mutliplies until every natural resource in the area is consumed, and then moves on to consume another area.
See human.

"A virus is what's destrying the Earth's eco system!"
"Among other things..."

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Virus - meme gif

Virus - video

Virus - what is it?

Either
1.A common disease plague that harms human health resulting in multiple symptoms that makes us sick.
Examples are:
-Common cold
-Measles
-Chicken Pox
2.A random code that harms computer system and data by means of copying it self and duplicating it until your computer can no longer run properly.

Examples are:
-Trojan virus
-Worms
-Suicide virus

1.

Person 1:Give me an example of a virus
Person 2:Common cold is one...but there's more

2.
Advertiesment:WARNING.The last website right be infected with a virus.Please install-
Me:F*** YOU AND YOUR ADS!NO MY COMPUTER ID NOT INFECTED!

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What does "Virus" mean?

An attached female who always messages/e-mails you via the internet

Girl- Hey hun i missed you. I sent you like 4 messages on myspace, how come you didn't respond???? :'(

Guy- I'm sorry i tend to stay awy from virus. Hard to get rid of na mean? NO? Ok.. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

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Virus - what does it mean?

A virus is the human race. The human race is cutting down forests, melting polar ice caps, and destroying the world.

And that's why the hippies and tree huggers basically died out in the 70's because, once again, the human race is a virus and is destroying everything in it's path.

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Virus - meaning

A word that never fails to put a smug, self righteous grin on the kisser of every Mac user.

PeeCee user: "I reckon I've got virus on my 'puter! <boohoo>"
Mac User: ""

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Virus - definition

an internet whore/hoe

-Yo son what you do today.
-Nuthin much just finished talkin to this VIRUS on aim and we bout to go run a train on that bitch, you down??
-Hell yea ma nigga. Be ther in like 10 minutes.. Payce
-P Pay Payce

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Virus - slang

What an unprotected windows-based computer will have within 35 seconds of connecting to the internet.

I just installed Windows XP, and before I could even update I got a virus.

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Virus

Something on your computer that will make anyone rage quit.

(Gets a virus)
Oh, hey look there's a FUCKING- (proceeds to smash computer)

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Virus

Something you'll get a lot of when using Internet Explorer

John: Dude my anti-virus just detected another virus!
John: Do you get viruses often?
Bill: Nah, i got Chrome

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Virus

Like an STD but electronic and for your computer. Something else that rapes my computer to no end. I really should consider getting a good anti-virus or firewall or some such shit.

My computer once again is not working because it is filled with many-a-fucking virus and my piece of shit Norton Anti-virus didn't work and got its bitch ass kicked and now my computer is fucked and it won't even turn on.

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