|
|
What is Vinegar Strokes?
The last strokes of a Chap's portion, as his penile alignment reaches it's point of zenith, for purposes of draining one's gonad of manly brine, often upon a partner's tender copulative action. This fluidic joy is known to force a look upon one's face not dissimilar to that gained by downloading two or more shots of Strong Malt Vinegar, possibly whilst popping open an auto-brolly with thine own colon.
I was all keyed up, about to splash out on this chick's gash. Suddenly, and without prior warning, the sight a falling Nun tore me disappointly from the full realisation of my delicious Vinegar Strokes. Paying by the half hour, of course I began my quest anew; rather than take it out on the Nun.
Vinegar Strokes - video
Vinegar Strokes - what is it?
the pre-orgasmal point of no return for men during the sexual act, where failing to blurt your mess will result in blue balls
i was pulling up to the vinegar strokes when she woke up and caught my sticky gift in her freshly opened eye
What does "Vinegar Strokes" mean?
The facial expression during sex that coincides with the last thrust before coming.
Imagine the contorted 'fuck face' being pulled by the male as hes about to come, and compare to the wincing one would experience when sucking a lemon, or tasting vinegar. Hence, the vinegar stroke.
Ah man, I was banging this chick, and I was up to the vinegar stroke when my phone rang. Ruined the moment.
Vinegar Strokes - what does it mean?
The point during sexual intercourse where a man is irreversibly about to blow his load. The very worst time to have to cease coitus in an emergency.
Shit! I was on the vinegar stroke when Julie's dad burst through the door.
Vinegar Strokes - meaning
Manual clitoral masturbation of a females vagina.
Tarquin realised his luck was in when as soon as he was behind closed doors with Matilda, she had dropped her trolleys and it wasn't long before he was building up the vinegar strokes.
Vinegar Strokes - definition
The absolute point of no return while masturbating for both male and females.
While James Docherty was masturbating, he reached the Vinegar Strokes prematurely, again.
Vinegar Strokes - slang
An old and very descriptive scouse expression depicting male masturbation.
Like the pouring of vinegar on fish & chips, with the bottle and it's bulbous head pointing down the vinegar bottle is shafted repeatedly in a downwards motion to release a tiny squirt of vinegar on every thrust, much like the male orgasm at the end point in which ejaculation is inevitable, coincidently producing a scrunched up face similar to one that has just sniffed vinegar.
Dave: that wank I had last night was lush
Paul: did your face scrunch up when you started on the vinegar strokes?
Dave: aye, it was like being in a chip shop
Vinegar Strokes
The face a man makes when he orgasms. It is said that when you look into a man's eyes while he has his Vinegar Strokes, you can see into his soul. Its also the point in sex where you can't stop and have to finish.
Cathy: "So, how was Jeremy last night?"
Jasmine: "Amazing! He has a funny Vinegar Strokes though."
OR
Jake: "Dude, I called. Why didn't you pick up the phone?"
Jeremy: "I wish I could've, but I was in the middle of a Vinegar Strokes."
Jake: "Oh, I understand."
Vinegar Strokes
the point of no return for a man during sexual intercourse in which he can not stop until he ejaculates, and looks as if someone put a spoon full of vinegar and made him smell it
as seen on "the league"
steven, so my dog started to lick ass, as i was banging my chick but since i was in the vinegar strokes i had no choice but to finish.
andy, ive been there man ive been there
Vinegar Strokes
The final moments prior to when a man orgasms. At this point he can no longer stop himself from ejaculating no matter what happens. He will make a face as though he has just smelled vinegar. It is said that if you peer into a man's eyes during his vinegar strokes you get a glimpse of his soul.
Justin and I accidentally walked in on Kyle during his vinegar strokes. Now we know things about him that no other person can.