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What is Vasectomy?
Getting a revolver and blowing one's gonads off.
I didn't want to waste the money, so I just decided to have a Russian vasectomy.
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Vasectomy - video
Vasectomy - what is it?
When a man changes his mind about firing blanks and is willing to have a(nother) kid, then spends the rest of his life making sure the $9,000 was worth it.
My Dad: Well, I'll tell you why I don't want you getting stoned all the time... son, do you know what a reverse-vasectomy is?
What does "Vasectomy" mean?
The practice of shooting a 12 Guage shotgun (or any other high power long gun) with the buttstock held against the penis and scrotum. The recoil thru the gun travels to the buttstock thus smashing the male genitals.
**Not an approved method of birth control**
Cletus is an impoverished hillbilly in West Virginia. His wife Hazel has given birth to 6 kids. While Cletus was duck hunting, he pressed the stock of his 12 Guage to his nuts and gave himself the Kentucky vasectomy. Unfortunately Hazel is now pregnant with child 7. Cletus is left with a sore and bruised sac.
Vasectomy - what does it mean?
The organ removed so the male cannot have kids
You have no idea the physical toll three vasectomies has on a person
Vasectomy - meaning
To cut the tubes from a man's balls to his penis to prevent sperm from leaving the body.
The man needed a vasectomy because he was a village idiot.
Vasectomy - definition
A surgery to render a man impotent; aka the gift that keeps on giving (literally and figuratively speaking)
my man got a vasectomy, now he can fuck me hard without a condom or without me on birth control, yeah, the gift that keeps on cumming, uh, giving.
Vasectomy - slang
To cut the tubes from a man's balls to his penis to prevent sperm from leaving the body.
Alex needed a vasectomy because he was a village idiot.
Vasectomy
Devenomizing the Cobra
Getting a vasectomy is like Devenomizing the Cobra
Vasectomy
A minor surgical procedure ensuring a male is unable to ejaculate viable sperm and procreate.
Vasectomies are typical performed on human males and primates, unlike castration, the male retains the ability to produce viable sperm, however the male is rendered incapable of delivering the sperm to impregnate the female. I principal the procedure is reversible but without guarantee of success.
The procedure is performed as a form of contraception and family planning thus ensuring that a female having sex with a vasectomised male cannot get pregnant by him and does not heed to use other forms of contraception. Of course, this does not prevent the female from getting pregnant by other males.
Within a Cuckoldery or F.L.R. relationship dynamic, the male is often required to have a vasectomy, freeing the female to choose a Breeding Bull to father her children.
There are campaign groups that advocate that all males should be vasectomised, there are moves for some areas of jurisdiction to enforce vasectomies for various reasons on the male population.
The marriage pre-nuptial agreement was mandatory before the marriage could take place, one of the clauses insisted the prospective husband have a Vasectomy and his orgasm did not contain viable sperm.
Vasectomy
When a man has unlimited amo but can only shoot out blanks.
My father got tired of having little troopers walking around, so he got a vasectomy to handle his problems.