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What is Vagenda?
A hybrid of vagina and agenda.
Meaning either a woman's to do list OR a list of daily tasks for her partner to complete to ensure her happiness.
Husband: "Hey hun. What's on the vagenda today?"
Wife: "I'm going to the gym, then to meet the girls for brunch. You need to grab the kids from swimming at 2 and pick up coffee. I'll be home around 4."
Vagenda - video
Vagenda - what is it?
The monthly plot by the biological female mating strategy and natural human reproductive cycle against the modern social feminine agenda and birth control. As the stakes get higher, things get more violent, leading to bloodshed. The vagenda punishes the female for not getting pregnant, pummeling her into hopeful submission. But when the blood has cleared, the modern social feminine agenda, the anti-vagenda, will strike back with an atomic salvo of birth control. Thus the war and intrigue continue.
Sally: My vagina has a vagenda! It's murdering me right now!! And the only comfortable positions to lay in are practice for future reproduction. I hate this vagenda!
What does "Vagenda" mean?
(noun) A woman's list of individuals she'd like to give some vagina to.
"He better act right before he gets kicked off my VAGENDA!"
"I need some dates. My VAGENDA is looking real empty right now."
Vagenda - what does it mean?
The act of fooling a man by using your vagina into thinking you're his girlfriend, while his real girlfriend is trapped in another universe, so you can steal valuable information and ancient pieces of technology.
Walter: She tricked my son with her carnal manipullations and he fell right right into her vagenda!
Vagenda - meaning
When a woman uses her vagina to complete her agenda. Said by Walter bishop in fringe.
She tricked my son with her manipulation and he fell right into her vagenda!
Vagenda - definition
The organ women possess to forward their own agenda
Stay away from her son, she has a vagenda!
Vagenda - slang
Using the Vagina to procure what the woman wants, manipulation using Vagina for furthering the agenda of said Vagina holder...
Marcy used Toms weakness for Vagina to find out when to short sell her stocks..
That was Marcy's Vagenda
Vagenda
A series of tasks a woman carries out with her vagina in order to ensure the success of her plans. Also used by the fabulous Walter Bishop in FRINGE when he and his son discovered his son was sleeping with the alternate universe version of his love.
"It's all because of that temptress! She tricked my son with her carnal manipulations and he fell RIGHT into her vagenda." - Walter Bishop from FRINGE
Vagenda
Using your feminine wiles to accomplish evil ends.
“It’s all because of that temptress. She tricked my son with her carnal manipulations and he fell right into her vagenda!”
Vagenda
vagenda: (origin, Fringe, Walterism) from - vagina agenda
(n.) the act of fooling a man into thinking you're his girlfriend, while his real girlfriend is trapped in another universe, by using your vagina, so you can steal valuable information and ancient pieces of technology.
He fell right into her vagenda!