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What is Uwe Boll?The gushing mix of blood, vomit and cum that comes when a girl gags or otherwise vomits on a penis while giving it oral sex. "Oh, sorry, honey, are you okay? You got uweboll all over my dick. Are you still sick from accidentally drinking that santorum?" Uwe Boll - videoUwe Boll - what is it?A German director, producer and screenwriter who is often said to be the worst director ever. That couldn't be further from true, Uwe is actually quite good, at least better than mainstream assholes like Friedberg and Seltzer. Most of the people who bash him do it because that's "cool" and have never even seen any of his movies. Or they bitch about how he ruined all those awesome games by converting them to crappy movies. But actually his movies are better than the games they come from, by watching the movies at least you can laugh at them, because they are not to be taken too seriously. After all, they are financed by Nazi gold. guy1:OMFG Uwe Boll sucks ass dude! What does "Uwe Boll" mean?A German director, producer and screenwriter who is often said to be the worst director ever. That couldn't be further from true, Uwe is actually quite good, at least better than mainstream assholes like Friedberg and Seltzer. Most of the people who bash him do it because that's "cool" and have never even seen any of his movies. Or they bitch about how he ruined all those awesome games by converting them to crappy movies. But actually his movies are better than the games they come from, by watching the movies at least you can laugh at them, because they are not to be taken too seriously. After all, they are financed by Nazi gold. guy1:OMFG Uwe Boll sucks ass dude! Uwe Boll - what does it mean?An absolute joke to the movie industry and the worst director in the history of mankind. He couldn't make a good movie if his pathetic life depended on it. This asshole makes Michael Bay look like fucking Steven Spielberg. People compare him to Ed Wood. Well, that's an insult to Ed Wood. At least Ed Wood loved movie making and was enthuastic that was shadowed by his poor filmmaking skills. All Uwe Boll cares about is his publicity and he will sink to extremely low levels to do so. One of his most famous stunts was challenging critics to boxing matches. Well, once he found out who he was facing, he backed down like the pussy against everyone who was bigger and stronger than him. Then he finally decides to beat the shit out of some wimpy critic who has absolutely no boxing training. What a fucking pansy. I'd rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus than watch an Uwe Boll movie. Uwe Boll - meaning1. German film director, akin to a modern Ed Wood, who primarily films very bad video game to movie adaptions such as House of the Dead. "Uwe Boll is surely the worst director since Ed Wood" Uwe Boll - definitionMovies which were directed by Uwe Boll are just unbelievable shit!!! Uwe Boll - slangA German film director best known for movie adaptations of video games, such as House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, and Bloodrayne. I thought about going to see the latest Uwe Boll movie, but decided to stay home and spend an evening driving carpet tacks into my scrotum instead. Uwe Bolla German film director so bad (namely for his video game adaptions) that he makes the other bad film directors look like Oscar contenders Uwe Boll's video game movies are so bad that they're funny |
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