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What is Usa?
The world's punch-bag.
"man, i feel so angry today.*goes to urbandictionay.com and types an anti-us definition for usa*"
Usa - meme gif
Usa - video
Usa - what is it?
1.) A country of immigrants. Though some of the citizens like to forget that.
2.) The proverbial punching bag for the rest of the world. Other countries like to use anecdotal evidence of fifteen year olds and random old hicks on the street as evidence that we're all a bunch of fat, ignorant cows.
3.) Admittedly, some of the worst choices in elected representatives (i.e. GWB) with a slight fetishism for religion unseen in the rest of the western world.
1.) "Man, we need to get all these fuckin' immigrants out of our country."
"Yeah, my forefathers didn't travel miles here, so a bunch of immigrants could overrun the USA"
2.) "Americans are so dumb. Look at them running around with their obesity problem without using the metric system. I met this thirteen year old American once and she didn't even understand the complexities of the situation in Libya!! Obviously we are the intellectually superior nation"
3.)"They misunderestimated me." - George W. Bush
What does "Usa" mean?
A country which people base their views off of based on a few dumbasses. We have both bad and good, just like any other place in the world. People feel the need to bash on us because they met one American who was an asshole or they base us all of George Bush.
We have a lot of people. Don't stereotype us all into one group.
Person A: Hey, what's it like in USA?
Person B: Well, we have our fair share of dumbasses, but we also have many very intelligent people too. There are some rednecks, but not all of us are.
Usa - what does it mean?
that land mass between canada and mexico
go look at a map the USA is hard to miss its pretty damn big like alot of its people
Usa - meaning
Up-Skirt Action.
The delightful moment when a young lady shows off her knickers and/or poonani due to the happy union of high wind and flowing skirt.
Can also be attributed to short skirtism, especially when skirt wearer is sat on steps, usually eating sushi while reading an emo novel waiting for her next lecture to start.
See also DBA (Down-Blowse Action).
"OMG, the wind just picked up while I was walking down the street, minding my own, and this lovely pre-nugget's dress blew up in the air, and I got an eye-full of whaletail."
"USA, USA, USA, USA" (chanted by a bunch of blokes having just witnessed a wind-assisted skirt hike)
Usa - definition
The only country keeping penguins from coquering the Earth
If it weren't for the USA, penguins would have destroyed humans long ago.
Usa - slang
The only country where aliens like to go.
John:I have heard aliens are coming on earth.
Daniel: let's go to USA .THEY ONLY GO THERE!
Usa
What American Patriots scream in FΜΆoΜΆoΜΆtΜΆbΜΆaΜΆlΜΆlΜΆ SOCCER matches.
Person 1: USA USA USA !!!!!
Announcement: USA has lost the match.
Person 1: REEEEEE
Usa
Because almost every other country has a way to write their countries name in one word with only the first letter capitalized like any other proper noun.
America is a sad excuse of a name for USA considering America is "A country that claims the name of an entire continent to itself alone for no compelling reason. "
Literally anyone: "Dude this website is about jokes, why tf are you posting an essay about your thoughts on how to capitalize Usa here? Grow up."
me: surprised pikachu face
Usa
The country equivalent of year 7's
The usa are extremely immature and can't take a joke (this was made by the British gang)