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What is Under the Carpet?
When you have a crush on someone that you say you don’t have a crush on them anymore
Migo is sweeping under the carpet
Under the Carpet - video
Under the Carpet - what is it?
The closest of friends. Someone who would sleep under the carpet with you when you had no blanket.
Yo, thats my under the carpet homie. He’s a real one.
What does "Under the Carpet" mean?
Used to describe the bulge of a mans crotch when penis is erect. See: trouser tent
Origin comes from the old joke of laying new carpet and then finding the budgie missing and a lump under the carpet.
Hey look! Neville's got a budgie under the carpet.
Under the Carpet - what does it mean?
When someone is very obviously and flamboyantly gay, but they completely deny any homosexual tendencies. Just like if a person were to hide under a carpet, it's very obvious that they are hiding and are doing a completely insufficient job. They are fooling no one.
Gay: "So, I heard you are gay..."
Under the Carpet: "Nooo! Why would you think that. I like
womennnn."
Gay: "Bi?"
Under the Carpet: "whaAttt?"
Gay: "Don't lie to me. I've heard stories."
Under the Carpet: "Whaaat?! Noooo. Nu-uhhh."
Gay: "Oh come onnnnn, you are so gay!"
Under the Carpet: "y....N....no..."