Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Ukranian?

The Ukranian Dessert is when a single man is having sex with a married woman while the approving husband sleeps in the bed beside the couple. The man proceeds to place the married woman's face in his armpit, keeping his eyes fixated on the husband (his true love) until climax.

Went to my neighbor's house last night and had the best Ukranian Dessert! But I can't help but feel dirty.

👍35 👎27


Ukranian - meme gif

Ukranian meme gif

Ukranian - video


Ukranian - what is it?

A situation that occurs when, while performing fairly vigorous oral sex, the penis is misdirected and pokes the performer in the eye, possibly resulting in the need for an eye patch.

George: "Dude, what happened to Sheila's eye?! She's wearing an eye patch!"

Ivan: "She was blowin Sergei in the back of a Buick and he gave her a Ukranian Pirate."

👍51 👎51


What does "Ukranian" mean?

Foul as in Chicken
Ukranian as in Kiev

When you balls deep and creampie ya load up a chick that has an unpleasant, garlic smell from her vagina.
Then she lays there and the Chicken Kiev cream runs out of her.

I blew my load right up Deborah with the stinky pussy and gave her a Foul Ukranian, when it leaked out I felt like chicken Kiev sooo bad.

👍31 👎15


Ukranian - what does it mean?

When your Ukranian roommate takes a two hour shit in the shared bathroom using no less than half a roll of toilet paper - complete with grunting noises - then closes the door when he exits because he is afraid of the smell. However, contrary to his efforts to decrease the smell of ambient shit, the bathroom becomes an olfactory cesspool.

I couldn't even shower this morning due to Roman's Ukranian Sauna. Oh yeah, and we need more toilet paper.

👍67 👎71


Ukranian - meaning

The act of cracking two eggs and dumping the yoke on to a woman's vagina, then eating it out.

Guy 1: So the other day I had a Ukranian Breakfast...
Guy 2: No way! I heard those are the shit!

👍113 👎65


Ukranian - definition

Realy hot these ukranian girls are. They r really cool to hang out with. they are really smart but dont let that fool you. They have a big imagination. if u know what i mean. They r really good at bumping and grinding on the dance floor. each dance they go to they mix it up. if ur a guy that dances with one. u will have a nice ass shake all over ur crotch area and u would b lucky. they r really nice and laugh ALOT!!!! but its really cute and i think if a guy gets with one, he might not be able to take it. they seem they can get pretty intense when ur in the moment, but us guys will have to find out.

dang mayn, i saw u dancing with that ukranian.

haha yea im so lucky. she moves hella nice, nice everything on her.
cant wait till i dance with that ukranian girl again

👍231 👎81


Ukranian - slang

the slavic language of the ukrainians, closely related to russian

Truth be told, there are a considerable number of Ukrainian speakers in -- yes -- Brazil.

👍211 👎167


Ukranian

1. Best former Soviet Block ever!
2. One who eats bread + salted lard.
3. One who comes from the biggest country in Europe with a shit-poor economy.
4. An answer u get when u ask me if i'm Russian.

He's ukrainian cuz he eats 'xlib' and 'salo'.

👍225 👎153


Ukranian

really HOT ,not always friendly , but kind people dat have suffered a lot.

Look @ dat fuckin american he duznt even know wot real life is like , but he thinks he can judge ukrainians.

👍363 👎261


Ukranian

1.A ukranian girl has big boobs and is probably the prettiest thing you will ever see.
2. A ukranian boy is into stupid things and sometimes dresses like he lives in a dump, yet usually hot.

I wish I were a ukranian.

👍485 👎219