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What is US Marine?
A large, powerful organisation operated by the US Government. Very often trigger happySpecially trained to inflict maximum innocent civilian casualties and to fire on allied forces. Unlike an elite, hardened force of veteran soldiers (see Royal Marines), they are an unwieldy force, with more than 1,500,000 troops.
Battle Honours:
Mexican War
World War 1 (After waiting to see who was winning before joining brave Britain and France)
World War 2 (Same as above)
Korean War (Commies 1 Marines 0)
The 'nam (Commies 1 Marines 0)
Iraq
Afghanistan (see Friendly Fire
US Marine Corps soldier in Humvee: I can see foot mobiles approaching
Commander: Do they look friendly?
Marine: I think so
Commander: Lets not take any chances (Call in an F-18 airstrike)
British Soldier: WHAT THE F*CK!!!! BLUE ON BLUE!!!! FRIENDLY, FRIENDLY
Commander: Holy Crap.....this is gonna take alot of explaining.......
US Marine - video
US Marine - what is it?
the last person in the world you wanna fuck with. a Marine will rip your stomach out your ass and strangle you with it before you even relize what happpend.
jim: hey, wheres Austin?
mike: oh he step on a us Marines dress shoe and scuffed it.
Jim: oh shit hes a dead man.
Mike: was a dead man.
What does "US Marine" mean?
The amphibious warfare branch of the United States military, formed on Nov. 10th, 1775. Tun Tavern in Pennsylvania is considered the birthplace of this branch. The US Marines are in particular used as an invasion force, rather than an army of occupation, and is the only US military branch that is deployed during peacetime.
The US Marines were the first force to deploy into both Iraq and Afghanistan.
US Marine - what does it mean?
The definition of total badassery
“Dude, that guy was a US Marine, dont piss him off”