A term used to describe a slightly overweight, yet attractive female.
Origin:
(British slang, origin: Spanish, "Tuinkileras" likening such girls to the famous American snack, the "Twinky", due to their unashamed fat content, yet mysterious, alluring nature (often a pretty face, or "approachable" manner).
Caused invariably by slight obesity and / or standing in the middle of the dance floor all night, trying to be noticed. As one Spanish observer is quoted as saying: "El Tuinkileras tiene que tener los βcanklesβ" (Lit: "The Twinkies must have the cankles").
- Modest breasts
These separate the Twinky from women commonly seen as "bubbly".
...Or at least a clear disproportion between the length of the lower body (shorter) and upper (longer). It is generally appreciated though that no Twinky should be labelled such if over 5ft 6" (167.6 cm).
adj;
An INSANE female, usually Caucasian. Someone who has not one but TWO twinkles in their eyes due to their high degree of social insanity, someone so over obsessed with an estranged lover that they become oblivious to their actions and consequences of their actions. Prone to fits spontanious crying,screaming, violent fits of rage or any emotional outburst at work, restaurants, traffic or any public place without sign or warning.
Can usually be found on the internet in singles chatrooms or have singles profiles on dating websites. Will come off as overly sexual possibly even agressive and enticing but will become posessive and demanding after intercourse. Has been known to call 8, 9, 15 or more times per day and will show up at your home or work un announced if ignored.
VERY, VERY hard to get rid of. Lacks any shame or accountability.
Greg: OMG, did you see Erin this morning?
Chuck: No, what did "Twinky" do this time?
Greg: That crazy bitch has been parked out front all night. This shit's starting to creep me out. You remember that movie where the chick boiled the rabbitts?
Chuck: Dude, that's it -- we need to have a house meeting
Dave REALLY needs to stop fucking these crazy internet chicks at the house. Not cool.