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What is Turtle?
The turtles here hide penny!!!
Turtle - meme gif
Turtle - video
Turtle - what is it?
They’re the best little dudes on the planet. People need to start loving my little bros more. Come give them hugs. BUT DONT CRUSH THEM. K thanks that’s my ted talks. Bye.
billy: look at that little turtle over there!!
Camryn: they’re honestly the best people need to start loving them more *rolls eyes**
What does "Turtle" mean?
i wanna have sex with Turtle
Turtle - what does it mean?
Turtle is a game that requires at least 3 people. In order to play one player must have the urge to pass gas. When he/she is ready to fart, the players gather a large blanket. The player who has to fart will stick his ass under the blanket and the other players will stick their heads under the blanket. While the aforementioned body parts are submerged under the blanket the lead player will then fart under the blanket. The game is as simple as follows:
The player who can keep his head under the blanket the longest to tolerate the smell of the fart wins. This is a gentleman's game so under most circumstances the fart will be done with clothing covering the bare bottom.
Person 1: Yo guys, I need to rip ass.
Person 2: You guys down to play a game of Turtle?
Persons 3 and 4: Of course! Grab your little sisters Cinderella blanket and let's play!
Turtle - meaning
turtles are my favorite animals!
Turtle - definition
When you've got to shit so bad your shit starts poking out of your asshole so it looks like a turtle poking out of its shell.
Damn, where's the bathroom? I've got a turtle.
Turtle - slang
A nickname given to a male with a shaved head with a chin that sits close to his chest. His head will typically bob up and down like a turtle when eating.
Rascal: Psst! Hey homey! There's that Paisa from East Los again! Dude's chowing down on the nasty ass prison food!
Cuete: Look at his head bobbing up and down! (Mimes bobbing head and 'feed me' motion)
Rascal: We're callin' that muthafucka Turtle from here on out!
Turtle
Turtles are reptiles of the order Testudines, most of whose body is shielded by a special bony or cartilaginous shell developed from their ribs. "Turtle" may either refer to the Testudines as a whole, or to particular Testudines which make up a form taxon that is not monophyletic.
Human : What's it like being a turtle?
Turtle: It's like being a walking house that eats lettuce.
Turtle
A person who has retreated into a metaphorical shell in order to block out all life-related shit and responsibilities.
Joe: I'm going full turtle.
Amy: You can't! You have two essays to write tonight!
Joe: I don't care. I'm a turtle!
Turtle
I LOVE THAT FRICKIN TURTLE