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What is Tropicana Field?
Located in St. Petersburg, Florida, Tropicana Field, nicknamed “America’s Ballpark”, is an MLB stadium and home of the 2x American League champion Tampa Bay Rays. Being the last remaining dome in MLB, it often faces criticism from bitch boy yankee fans on twitter. Despite them not having a father figure, they at least get to watch their overrated team get their ass kicked by the Rays 1,157 miles away at Yankee Stadium, AKA “Tropicana Field North”. Unfortunately, this beautiful stadium was built where all the old fucks from up north retired and moved to. These folks cannot drive a motor vehicle, due to not only having shitty vision, but also having their 27 rings stuck in their ass, thus keeping many Rays fans at home, fearful of getting in a car accident. The misconception of the Rays “not having any fans” is a conspiracy theory created by Red Sox fans, who like to make themselves feel better about their childhood trauma by telling you that the catwalks of “the Trop”rob their shitty team of home runs, when they completely ignore the fact that the hideous green wall in their sad excuse for a stadium known as Fenway Park, robs more home runs than any other ballpark in MLB. Fans of the Toronto Blue Jays and Baltimore Orioles typically don’t say much about Tropicana Field, not only because they don’t have very many followers due to crippling failure in recent decades, but also because their team gets fucking obliterated there on multiple occasions every year.
Ben: Let’s go catch the game at Tropicana Field today!
Ryan: Fuck yeah! Rays Up bitches!