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What is Troll Syndrome?
When someone is so filled with mighty hatred to acknowledge the beauty in anything.
Her Padma Bridge Trolling Syndrome keeps her away from enjoying the nice things she deserves.
Troll Syndrome - video
Troll Syndrome - what is it?
The condition most noticeable towards the end of swim season in which ones hair becomes excessively dry, crappy, dead, and occasionally green, and can be made to stand straight up like a wishing troll. The only know cures are shaving and a buttload of conditioner, and can help be prevented by using a swim cap and tons of anti-chlorine shampoo and conditioner.
Dude what did you do to your hair?" "I didn't use a swim cap or take care of my hair all swim season, and now i have wishing troll syndrome.
What does "Troll Syndrome" mean?
A progressive genetic condition effecting Hispanic woman in their late twenties and thirties. Characterized by a shortening in stature, morbid obesity, drying of skin, and sour demeanor. A reduction or loss in ability to speak English, even if previously known, is also common.
Often looked down upon in the Hispanic culture, these women seek refuge as "professional yard sales associates".
Dude what happened to Yolanda?
She got Troll Syndrom
Sad...she used to be great at The Waterfall Of Shame
Troll Syndrome - what does it mean?
-a condition that significantly decreases the hotness of a woman. It can turn a 10 into a 1 within a matter of days. Cases have been spotted throughout the U.S. Cures and causes of this disease are unknown. Severity of troll syndrome can be perceived differently when alcohol is involved, but can never be completely ignored.
"Jessica is usually hot as a jurnt, but today she has an acute case of troll syndrome."