Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Touchdown?

The act of shitting a turd so long it hits the water before completely exiting the anus.

Huzzah! Dudes, guess who just mede a touchdown!

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Touchdown - video


Touchdown - what is it?

Often to used in MMORPG's when something new or something of value is discovered by the players.

"Hey Anth, I finally found those raptors!"
"TOUCHDOWN!!"

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What does "Touchdown" mean?

When a male ejaculates between the front gap of a womans front teeth; then procedes to slap her on the top of the head while screaming touchdown!!

The only reason I even dated her was because I got to score a touchdown!

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Touchdown - what does it mean?

The act of taking a poop, usually in the woods when camping when one digs a hole and "touchdowns" in it.

Camper 1: I'm going to go take a walk in the woods.

Camper 2: Be careful where you step, I just touchdowned over there.

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Touchdown - meaning

It's when you touch a person with Down Syndrome

I was with this girl last night, I gave her a touchdown

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Touchdown - definition

The act of ejaculating into your partner during sexual intercourse

Male: Oh yeah, not long till touchdown.

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Touchdown - slang

The act of taking a shit and jacking off with orgasm happening at the same time as the shit hits the toilet.

I just scored a touchdown in the bathroom.

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Touchdown

When a guy comes all over the face of his girlfriend while she's inebriated, when she wouldn't usually allow it.

Girl: "omg i have no freaking idea what's going on.. this grass is so soft..."
Guy: ejaculates on face
Girl: sputters and frantically wipes of face "omg I'm drowning!"
Guy: puts it away, zips up pants, runs in circles with arms outstretched like a plane yelling "touchdown!"

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Touchdown

A term used in online computer gaming to signify one or more kills with a grenade. Mainly applied to first-person shooter games such as Counter-Strike.

Whoa! He just pwned 4 people with that nade! TOUCHDOWN!!

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Touchdown

1: When an aircraft or other vehicle capable of flight touches the surface of a planet after a period of flight. also: Landed

2: When a football player puts a football onto the ground inside the scoring area while still holding the ball, scoring some points after having avoided being tackled or having the ball stolen from him from a member of the other team.

1a: Nice Touchdown there Captain!
1b: "Houston, Tranquillity Base here, The Eagle has Landed"

2: Jaggar passes to Murphy, dodges past Robson and he's in the clear! Great touchdown there! another three points to the Eagles for 33 to 29.

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