Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Top 40?

The shallow, unimaginative, morons who only listen to top 40 chart music, and live with the weird belief that popularty equals musical talent.

You can spot these complete and utter wankers from a mile away. In America they would usually be Jocks and Preppys, in Britain, they are usually middle class chavs. Generally anybody who follows trends like a religion in order to gain friends, and because they are too stupid to think for themselves.

Whenever a new song (usually some god awfull corporate pop or radio friendly psuedo hip hop) reaches a high possition in the charts, the Top 40 Brigade will play it through their tinny mobile phone speakers for around 2 weeks, after that the song becomes "old", and therefore crap in their eyes.

Top 40 Brigadier: Hey listen to this new song by (insert generic mainstream crap here).

Intelligent person: That is total garbage.

Top 40 Brigadier: Shut up man, it must be good if it got into the top 40.

Intelligent person: Top 40 is nothing but corporate bullshit telling what to think in order to make more money. Now you can continue to listen to that all you want, but im going to listen to some Led Zeppelin.

Top 40 Brigadier: Who the fuck is Led Zeppelin, they sound like some emo band.

Intelligent person: How dare you *punch*, take that you stupid Top 40 brigade cunt.

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Top 40 - video


Top 40 - what is it?

An individual that defines their musical tastes on what is currently on the popular Top 40 music charts. Generally considered a mindless pawn to the music industry.

Person 1: How good is this new song.
Person 2: That's not new I heard it ages ago.
Person 1: I just heard it recently.
Person 2: That's because you're a Top 40 whore.

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What does "Top 40" mean?

A teenager, or young person who only ever listens to mainstream music, that is usually in the top 40.

As soon as they hear of a band that is not mainstream, they label it as 'an unknown band', and refuse to listen to it.

These people cannot appreciate the art of music, and see it just as something to dance to and talk about with their other little top 40 friends.

The kind of people who only knew who Good Charlotte were, after they sold themselves out and released those pop songs that were massive for a while.

Top 40 kid: "Has everyone heard the new Akon song? It's the best song I've ever heard!!"

Other Top 40 kid: "Nah, i was too busy listening to Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears, OMG, and Lady Gaga"

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Top 40 - what does it mean?

The barren desert of music. To see a good artist in the top 40 has been unheard of ever since the breakup of Nirvana. Dominated by emo, the dregs of rap,pop divas, and poser-punk acts. At least the Boy Band craze is over. When Bob Dylan's new album reached the Billboard charts this week, I was amazed.

Dude, turn of that top 40 bullshit and put on this AC/DC cd.

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Top 40 - meaning

Top 40
a FM radio format that usally plays music thats the top 40 on the charts, they may play music that is (sarcastic gasp) more then 2 years old!!!!

GET WITH THE PICTURE PEOPLE...

Top 40 stations suck, most of the good music is older, and is rock/alternative rock.

"I hate Top 40 stations"

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Top 40 - definition

the biggest waste of radio and TV Space since THE 1950S

Talentless bullshit

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Top 40 - slang

A Pathetic waste of TV and Radio space as its dictating what is cool

top 40 is dictating what is cool- well fuck you cos im not gunna fall for what you dictate what is cool your a pathetic lil cunt.

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Top 40

Music that conforming high school preppy girls like. Current 2009 top 40 is usually made up of silly school dance type songs, wannabe emo like Fall Out Boy and Panic and the Disco, bland Nickelback and Buckcherry type rock, some ringtone rap like Soulja Boy and R&B that obsesses on the word "shawty".

Most musically intelligent people and people outside of secondary school listen to other genres of music or the Top 40 of their choice, like country or R&B, or plain ol Rock.

Fuck this conforming top 40 type shit...I rather listen to some real talent like Jay-Z.

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Top 40

The biggest insult to people who appreciate music.

What the fuck is this shit on the Top 40 station? Each and every song sounds exactly the same.

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Top 40

The biggest insult to people who appreciate music.

What the fuck is this shit on the Top 40 station? Each and every song sounds exactly the same.

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