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What is Tooth Fairy?
A hairy, fat, transvestite, dude, possably in his mid 30's that wears a tutu, crown, and wand. He watches when your children loose their teeth, breaks into your house and goes into your kids room and proforms mandatory bartering with your unconcious children, pays them with either quarters, dollars or by teabagging them. than he "flys" away in his broken down 70's station wagon, to a crummy little apartment possably in NYC or Detroit, where he adds the new teeth to the existing pile on the living room floor, where he proforms some sort of tooth fetish ritual...possably by putting them in his mouth, rubbing his dick on them, shoving them in his ass...or other crevaces, and repetes the cycle over and over again.
Billy: *yawn* who the fuck are you?
Tooth bitch: *looks as if on crack* where are th..the teeth?
Billy: *screams* mom! where do we keep the shotgun?
Tooth Fairy: keep quiet kid! or your going to get the gas
Billy: *checks him out* you dont have to...u know...pay me in quarters, *takes his clothes off* we can work somthing out.
Tooth pedifile: *whispers to himself* score
*sex noises*
Tooth Fairy - video
Tooth Fairy - what is it?
A bigass fairy that steals shit out of your mouth and keeps it in their house and occasionally eats them. They also love when you put it under your pillow, so they can take the pillow, put it above your face and bust a nut on it. Then leave with your tooth.
I just fucking love the Tooth Fairy.
What does "Tooth Fairy" mean?
A small winged creature that teaches little kids that They can get money for their body parts.
Little girl: I put my tooth under mah pillow last night
other kid: HOW MUCH U GEIT?
Little girl: like... 5$
other kid: I WOUNDER HOW MUCH I WOULD GET ITF I PUT MY LEG UNDER ??!??
News reporter: Little Billy Billson was found dead last night under his pillow after appernetly trying to put his leg under his pillow for the tooth fairy. This "tooth fairy" is now in custidy and being put under investigation.
Tooth Fairy - what does it mean?
a name given to a person with the qualities of a tooth fairy wearing pink and purple tiara pink skinny jeans and a pink tutu with a wand. received recognition in 2008.
man he is such a tooth fairy dude just look at him
Tooth Fairy - meaning
Lestat is a tooth fairy
Tooth Fairy - definition
A closet gay guy who won't have vaginal sex with any female. He'll only receive oral from every girl he meets.
1. To keep his reputation
2. To hide his secret
3. HE DOESN'T LIKE PUSSY
Nah, you don't want him. He's a a "Tooth Fairy", only wants your jaws and not your box. From what I've heard, he's only ever had oral, because he can imagine it's a guys mouth. But he has to! So his boys don't know!
Tooth Fairy - slang
One who practices dentistry while under the influence of queer.
Gay Dentist
Tooth Fairy
As your lady is brushing her teeth and leans over the sink to spit, run in and pull down her pants to fuck her from behind. Your choice of hole.
Man I gave my wife one hell of a tooth fairy last night, boy was she surprised when I put it in her poop shoot.
As I leaned over to spit out toothpaste, I came from the Tooth Fairy.
Tooth Fairy
"My tooth fairy drills too hard"
Tooth Fairy
That one lie that the dentist and Mom and Dad told you.
Dentist:Oh joy!Your tooth came out.Put it under your pillow when you go to sleep and the tooth fairy will come!
Next morning
you:Mooom,the dentist lied to me ; 3;