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What is Tomski?
A Deity that exists as an Avatar in human form. Currently exists as a teenager in the United Kingdom. Will soon become an extremely important asset to the world as we know it.
Any other people who "Claim" to have their names as Tomsky are merely frauds. The true Tomsky has been known to add "Twisted" before "Tomsky" as an alias to hide his real identity.
"Track down the Avatar of Lightning. Otherwise known as Tomsky..."
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Tomski - what is it?
one of the most underrated drink concoctions and also one of the most delicious. Comprised of two of the most delectable ingredients known to man, redbull and pussy juice, a Tomski on acid will increase the size of your penis, allow for your testicles to drop a few extra inches, grow a Greek like amount of hair on your body in record time, and give you the ability to pound box like a 1970s Peter North.
After drinking a Tomski on Acid, 7th grader Johnny was able to rail every high school varsity cheerleader, at the same time leaving them begging for more.
What does "Tomski" mean?
Giving a guy a hand job after reaching into his pocket for something that wasn't his penis in the first place.
"I am going to reach into your pocket for gum."
(5 seconds later...)
"This isn't gum, but I'll play anyway!"
OR
"She totally gave him a Tomsky at the party last week"
Tomski - what does it mean?
Someone who goes by the name of Tomski is usually head and shoulders above the rest, mentally and physically better than anything that's ever existed and extremely well endowed
'That's Tomski' Bloody hell, he's good!