|
|
What is Thornbury?
A small town 20 minutes outside of Bristol, full of scabby crackheads and lots of gossipers, the local gossipers usually hang around the swan pub that sell over priced watered down beer And the local crackheads usually hang round crazy carols!
Hey Ben, fancy coming round crazy carols in Thornbury Annies invited me round she said there’s a party with loads of hot chicks!
I’m alright mate, heard that carol is nuts, starts going crazy on you and rings the police, I heard of some bad things that have happened around there!
Thornbury - meme gif
Thornbury - video
Thornbury - what is it?
A town in Ontario where people get away with anything they want and have all slept with each other at least once. Half of the teenager population will get wasted every chance they get, and the other half will be high as a kite all the time. If you are an outsider, you will be lucky if you can make it out alive of one of their party’s, (if they even let you in). Constant drama, drugs and running from the cops, take place in this town.
Person 1: I heard about this party in Thornbury. You wanna go?
Person 2: We live in Wasaga.
Person 1: and?
Person 2: I’m trying to stay alive for the next lil bit!
What does "Thornbury" mean?
A stoned town near bristol where everyone who lives there is stoned to their eyeballs in any class A drug, even the toddlers.
The Police might as well not be there since they're stoned aswell, One in every 3 people are missing body parts.
Nobody is safe to walk the streets cos of druggys, There's a 2 nuclear reactors for every 1 house and the water is green.
Guy - You been to Thornbury?
Guy #2 - My cousin did and died.
Thornbury - what does it mean?
A town that has the worst football team ever. Where every child goes to castle and smokes alot of weed.
thornbury