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What is The Zone?
The act of putting someone into the zone of getting owned. Frequently used in online gaming.
You own someone and scream "Put into the zone!!!!!" or "Get zoned!!!"
The Zone - video
The Zone - what is it?
The Zone is an ethereal state of mind that propels you from mortal man to super human, to godlike status. Performance, whether physical or technically challenging, is elevated effortlessly beyond your normal level. You feel no pain within your body and your reactions and balance become unhumanly fast. Things that were difficult previously become effortlessly easy. Failure does not even enter your mind and does not even seem possible. You soar with the angels and ride, tall and proud beside the god Helios, upon a golden winged chariot. You have become a god among mortal men.
Unfortunately the Zone is an ephemeral place and in the way that you unknowingly entered the Zone (you just arrive, you don’t know quite how), you are unceremoniously booted out of it. This usually involves collecting all the pain that you missed out on when in the Zone and dishing it out in one big serving. Once you have left the Zone it is commonplace to try and fight your back into it, but this never works and, in fact, generally speaking the zone gets further away the harder you try to get to it.
Act 1: “In the Zone”
Dude 1: Yo dude, you were totally fucking sick out there. You are in the fucking zone, man. Give me some skin.
{Translation: Greetings, good fellow. Your yonder performance was thoroughly splendid. You are indeed performing better than the norm. Let me congratulate you by shaking your hand}
Dude 2: Good man, I soar with the angels and ride, tall and proud beside the god Helios, upon a golden winged chariot. I speak not to mortal man.
{Translation: Fuck off, loser}
Dude 1: You are such a fucking dick, fuck off
{Translation: You are such a fucking dick, fuck off}
Act 2: “Exit form Zone”
Dude 2: Fuck man, I think I have bust my back, I can’t move my fucking legs. Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Dude 1: Fuck you, asshole, where’s your fucking mate Helios now? Ha ha ha.
Dude 2: Get me a fucking medic, man!
Medic: Son, an air ambulance is on its way. I’m just going to give you some oxygen and a shot of morphine. Hang in there, son…
What does "The Zone" mean?
A place where your beyond "on a roll" and your performance is at max skill and your potential becomes more than what it is and anything around you becomes phased out seemingly a place where you cant be stopped or touched. Mostly gained by anyone who plays sports, fighters, adrenaline junkies, people who play video games, musicians, ministers, teachers ect. The Zone is reached little effort or after one has been "on a roll" for a bit or quickly reached when your skill reaches the next level.
When i was working out i was in the zone.
When i play video games im in the zone.
When i was racing my friend he was so far behind i was in the zone
The Zone - what does it mean?
Being Completely Unaware of what's going on around you as you are So Extremely into what's going on right in front of your face; like anything more than 3 feet away just doesn't register in the brain.
When gymnastics are on TV, I'm Totally In The Zone Bigtime!!!!
The Zone - meaning
"The Zone" is a state a gamer gets in to when playing the most uber awesome game ever e.g. Half Life 2,Metal Gear Solid, Call of Duty 4, Super Rubber Dub. Symptoms of someone who is in "The Zone" include: wide eyes, open mouth, drool, fast button movements, incoherent shouting of the words "n00b", "p0wned" and "TOAST". There are different "Zones" for different games e.g. whilst playing Time Crisis, the "Zone" is created by switching the couch round and ducking behind it, whilst playing Metal Gear Solid, a bandana is tied round the head, and when playing Virtua Tennis, the console is switched off. Once in the "Zone" any break in the player's concentration can cause them to shut down, similar to a sleepwalker.
Man: What's wrong with Louie, he hasn't blinked once while playing Bioshock?
Friend: Dude, can't you see? He's in "The Zone"!
Louie: Awh yeh, achievement unlocked!
Louie: Ok, see you guys, I'm gonna get some salt and vinegar crisps, some toast and some cordial! Then I'm going in "The Zone!"
Friends: SIMON! SIMON! RELOAD!
Simon: I have reloaded, can't you see I'm in "The Zone"!
The Zone - definition
When drinking excessively, the Zone is usually reached when the human memory stops functioning as it should and the reflexes turn to sludge - Inane grinning will ensue and the reacher of the Zone will look very content with life and may require some assisstance in reaching the next pub!!
Try it for yourself:
Drink as much as you can!! If you remember going to the pub toilet and waking up in bed, then the Zone has been achieved!! Well done - you can now nurse your hangover until tonight when you will do it all again!!
If you remember eating the kebab, you've just wasted an evening testing this theory! Loser - Go out and do it all again until you achieve the goal!!
The Zone - slang
When you drink alcohol to the point in which you're in a state of intense relaxation and energy. In other words, you feel like your THE MAN!
I just drank 8 beers and im in the zone right now man!
The Zone
The state of Arizona.
Referring to Arizona.
New Mexico wanksta: "Yo, how zit goin my homie dogga gangsta g? How ya likin Albuquerque?
Arizona gangsta: "Dam shut the fuck up! Why you talk like that? I'm going back to The Zone...this place not even gangsta."
The Zone
N.Y. Nigga:Where you from Duke???
A.Z. Nigga:I'm Reppin The Zone Homez.
The Zone
The place you go when you are high on weed
Welcome to The Zone
Population: You
Elevation: ????? ft
Founded: Now