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What is The Vegan?
they just press their views on you
LITERALLY the other day went to a wedding, the bride was vegan and boom all the food was vegan 30+ people disappointed
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU IMPERIALIST VEGANS
The Vegan - video
The Vegan - what is it?
(v) To veganize is to modify something non-vegan to vegan with vegans awesomess.
Let's go veganize our school cafeteria!
What does "The Vegan" mean?
Veganism is the ideas and underlying principles and beliefs as to why a person inevitably adopts a vegan diet. 'Vegan' only defines the type of diet.
Veganism has a commonality in principles, but is not exclusive, nor limited to the following;
Ethical - enabling animals to have rights to prevent torture, rape and murder of all sentient beings.
Environmental Sustainability - The impact animal production has on world. Ref. United Nations Report '07: Livestock’s long shadow.
Health - Global Famine, The shortening of life spans, and obesity ~ mainly heart related illnesses. Animal born Diseases, Athleticism.
People adopt some, the whole or no beliefs, yet are still vegans. The main point is that whatever path we have taken; it was a strong enough conviction to adopt a vegan lifestyle.
Q: How could you be a vegan, yet not believe in veganism?
A: Simple, by adopting the diet, yet rejecting the principles.
The Vegan - what does it mean?
A religion for the new millenium, the foundations of which are formed by the principles of veganism. At its core is the desire to curb excessive usage of non renewable resources and thus perpetuate the existance of a habitable planet, and hence the human race.
Thought to have been started by a two vegans and a blog entry somewhere back in '06.
"Dude, I want to do something to make the world a better place."
"Convert to Veganity."
The Vegan - meaning
clothing, food (& food growing practices) that are both vegan and organic.
dude 1: "You'd think that humanity would figure out that meat, dairy and pesticides are bad for their health and the environment by now, but most are too brainwashed by propaganda to see the clear solution of going veganic."
dude 2: "You're just a tree-hugger hippie... its natural for humans to kill animals for food, and we are supposed to have dominion over the Earth"
dude 1: "I hope some cosmic wave evolves your brain in 2012."
The Vegan - definition
Someone who slaughters and kills fruits, and vegetables.
The poor carrot had no chance.
The Vegan - slang
People who refrain from eating any animal products (or anything derived from animal products) or using animal products such as leather, silk, or wool. It is a more strict form of vegetarianism. People who are vegan are often passionate about their veganism.
The American Dietetic Association continues to assert that a vegan diet is a healthy diet.
The Vegan
(v) To veganize is to modify something non-vegan to vegan with vegans awesomess.
Let's go veganize our school cafeteria!
The Vegan
The breathtakingly beautiful act of preforming anal in a decalcified browneye. As vegans do not consume meat, dairy, or eggs their colons move much faster and have no backlogs; providing a much more pleasant experience.
Veganal is as clean as smashing watermelons.
The Vegan
A sex practive where a person with a penis dips their balls into hummus and then teabags their vegan partner.
The hummus can also be substituted for guacamole.
mom: where did all my hummus go?
me: I did the vegan on Karen last night.