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What is The Orion?Sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy bitch lookin like a Barbie β€π π₯ Idiot: damn, who is dat? The Orion - videoThe Orion - what is it?Damm!!! Orion is the most badass person in the world. He is a person you are lucky to meet so if you do hang on to him. He is very generous and filthy rich. Orionβs are amazing at sports and are very athletic one thing they are known for is being a boss in the bed they are known to have giant cocks and shred pussy. Orionβs are commonly to like shorter girls that are darker skinned but not too dark like a nice tan brown kinda thing. The names they find most attractive is Tahni, Sydney, and Ashlyn. Girl 1: who is that sexy athlete What does "The Orion" mean?Slang for attractive girl or guy. 'Mmmm who is that' The Orion - what does it mean?The word Orion originated in Ancient Greece. It means, god like, evil, sexy, keen(Orion was a hunter titan), strong, wealthy, and nimble. Orion is a titan born to(his mom)Gea the mother of earth. He was born to destroy the gods and their kin. After the eradication of the gods failed Orion was accepted by Artemis( Virgin hunter goddess) as her first mate, and they created the first half titan half god children. After all the celestial baby making happened Zues killed all their(Orion and Artemis)children. This upset Artemis Very much because, her own father killed her first children(she was a virgin got). So she and Orion schemed to torture Zues forever. They came up with populating an island on the rock Olympus sat in(earth). So Orion and Artemis fucked for a couple hundred year and finally succeeded in creating a creature in their image, man. I wish I were Orion like The Orion - meaningA super cute hottie! That guy is a definite ORION! The Orion - definitionThe act of meeting a guy so sexy/cute/likeable/interesting/hot, that when you try to ask him out or try anything romantic you LITERALLY SHUT DOWN. You heat up and SHUT DOWN... SIMULTANEOUSLY. I was going to ask Orion out but then I saw him looking at me and my pulse started RACING, and I just ORIONED in place! The Orion - slangOrion is the smartest person in the world and is sometimes referred to as God of all Mankind. He is insanely funny with a sharp wit. He is abnormally kind and generous. He also has a massive cock that CRUSHES tons of pussy. The vag that he hasn't gotten to pounding yet, desperately yearns for a Orioning* (verb present participle). He is seriously bad-ass. All men wish to be him except idiots and retards. It's because all idiots and retards wish they were presidents and superheroes. They don't realize that every president and superhero wish they were Orion. He's probably the best looking human ever born and has won multiple awards for having the best ass. He won the Nobel Peace Prize for having the best ass. Orion is very successful and has superhuman strength. If you are a stupid asshole motherfucker and Orion sees you, you should run forever because he cares about humanity and will kill you for the good of the people. I wish I was a sexy as an Orion The OrionChillest dog I know. A top 10 chillest in my books imho #1 because he's sharp and funny which is unusual for super chill people. Most chill people are just very stoned and hosed up. Not this God among men. Clean as a whistle. Probably the sharpest guy I know. Always right. About everything. He doesnt even FUCKING care that hes as sharp as a tack on crack! I dont know how hes that chill about it. Dude. DOES. NOT. get. phased! Went golfing. Went FULL Orion. Hole in ones every single time. Exactly the same as last time. The Orionsick as balls, bombinarnar, the opposite of creepaloo Hey Blane, your crotch mound is The Orion. The OrionA very effective survival move especially if you want to stall out the fights. Onion: *dashes away* |
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