Definder - what does the word mean?

What is The Minivan?

A car infamous for being driven by worried moms with 300 screaming soccer kids in the backseat, so they always drive ten miles per hour below the speed limit, and they don't speed up, so they wind up causing more accidents.

Thankfully, they are being phased out by worried moms driving Suburbans, Yukons, Expeditions, Excursions, Tahoes, Denalis, Navigators, and sometimes even Escalades, which they seem to drive faster probably because they think they're safer.

My mother used to drive a minivan, now she has a Yukon XL. So she drives faster and hogs twice the gas.

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The Minivan - video


The Minivan - what is it?

nickname for a fat girl

Your girlfriends (fat) friend is a minivan

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What does "The Minivan" mean?

A seemingly slow and boring vehicle that gives the drive license to go as much over the speed limit as desired, without fear of a speeding ticket.

Cop: "I just clocked that minivan at 120, looks like this radar is in need of repair."

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The Minivan - what does it mean?

adj. suburban, uncool, anything that can be associated with boring, conservative, middle class, middle American culture. Big suburban malls are minivan. 7th Heaven is minivan.

Let's get back to the city, this place is too minivan.
I never watch ABC Famliy; it's too minivan.
OMG, her velvet track suit is sooo minivan!
Yeah, we went to Disney World but it was awful. Everyone there was so minivan.

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The Minivan - meaning

A car that is rarely seen driven outside of the suburbs, or by nonwhite/nonasian families. NEVER seen driven by people who are single.

Look at those guys driving that minivan! And to think that this is NYC...

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The Minivan - definition

Similar to the shocker (2 fingers in the pink, 1 in the stink), the act of putting 2 fingers in the vagina and a fist up the ass. Called the minivan because it fits 2 in the front and 5 in the back.

She's such a slewbag I had no problem parkin' the minivan in her.

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The Minivan - slang

Two in the front, five in the rear. Child seats optional.

I met Sally last week on Tinder. She enjoys The Minivan.

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The Minivan

2 in the front, 5 in the rear. Similar in effect and usage to the Shocker, but requiring 2 hands, and a very willing reciever.

I gave my girlfriend the Shocker, but that wasn't doing it for her anymore, so I had to give her a ride on the Minivan!

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The Minivan

The sexual act known as "The Minivan" is when two fingers are inserted into the vaginal cavity from one hand, and the other hand (made into a fist) is inserted into the anus. A Minivan usually accommodates seven "passengers" but is known in cases of emergency to squeeze a few more in.

Scissoring just wasent cutting it so they proceeded to get in The Minivan.

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The Minivan

Female digital stimulation where 2 fingers are inserted into the vaginal canal, and a full fist into the anus.

The Minivan? Two up front, five in the back, baby!

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