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What is The Hunger Games?
An Amazing book that Teenage girls obsess over because it isamazing. People are saying they are Fans when they have just seen the film when they dont really know what is happing!
It is NOT TWILIGHT! If you remove the Love Triangle from Twilight its a story about a girl who moves and it rains alot. You remove the love Triangle from Hunger Games and its about a girl who fights in the Hunger Games and Saves the country of Panem from the Hunger Games
Friend: TEAM PEETA
Me: IF YOU SAY TEAM ONE MORE TIME I WILL SET MY MUTTS AND TRACKER JACKERS ON YOU!
Teacher: Everyone there is a test today
Me: The odds are NOT in my favour
Worst Enemy: I went watching Hunger Games Yesterday it was AMAZING I am like the NUMBER ONE FAN
Me: So tell me who Madge Undersee is!
Worst Enermy:...
The Hunger Games - video
The Hunger Games - what is it?
A three-part book series where twenty-four children are trapped in a hostile arena-like outdoor setting for the entertainment of fancy rich people in a place called the Capitol. Oh, and, while in that arena you are supposed to kill in the most brutal of ways and the last murderer standing wins.(: Ages ranging from twelve to eighteen, they are drawn by lottery to come to the Capitol - to be paraded around and pampered - then are sent to the place where twenty-three kids will die, and one will win for that year.
I don't know what's more disturbing about these books. #1.) The fact the author wrote about children killing children. #2.) They are all pampered and adored and then are shipped away to be slaughtered by one another. #3.) This is for the YA (young adult) reading range. #4.) How popular they are and how they glamorize murder.
Hunger Games Fan: I am soooo smart b/c i LOVE the Hunger Games!!!!!11
Normal Person: How could you love a book so much that basically promotes murder and involves kids killing other kids?
Hunger Games Fan: whtevr!!! You just don't understand theyre AMAZING!!!!!!!! so amazing they're for young ppl like me;p
Katniss Everdeen on Katniss Everdeen's Winning the Hunger Games TWICE: I shouldn't be alive, I shouldn't be alive. But, shit, am I glad I am!
Katniss on Being a Mockingjay and a Girl on Fire: It's hard at times. But, you know, as the symbol of only a book-long's rebellion - I gotta be strong and look tough, even though I barely did squat in the arena.
Peeta Mellark on Katniss Everdeen: I love her. I once had a crush on her, but now I'm sure I love her. What some bread? No? A cake it is, then.
Gale Hawthorne on Katniss Everdeen: She's f*cking awesome! She's going to kick some Tribute ASS! *after Games* I'm so disappointed!
What does "The Hunger Games" mean?
The Hunger Games, a game for when two players fight to go as far as they can to get with a girl at a social event such as a party or kickback. There are only 2 rules to playing and winnin, With also many acceptions.
1) There must only be 2 players and 1 prize(that being the girl) For if more players were to join there would be too much competition and ruin the game and make the girl feel smother. Also there must be a penalty fouler (that being an unattractive girl who would bring someone down a level.) If The penalty fouler hits on or does any type of action with a player, the player loses a point.
2) In order to win a player must have more points then the other player to win. A player gains points by having successful actions with the prize. If a player goes all the way by having sex with the prize, then that player automatically wins. A player can lose points by only hitting on or been hit on by the penalty fouler.
1)"Dude Im gonna get with her and your not, so let the Hungr Games begin!"
2)"lets play the hungr games tonight, the prize will be Jasmine and the penalty fouler can be Katherine."
3) "Aye bro, I'm a little hungry. So let the hunger Games begin"
The Hunger Games - what does it mean?
A book series written by Suzanne Collins. It completely rips off of "Battle Royale", a book by Japanese author Koushun Takami that was written over a decade before The Hunger Games. There were also two film adaptations of Battle Royale and a spin-off manga. Both books involve teenagers being forced to kill each other by the government.
The Hunger Games is very poorly written. Its biggest mistake is that it is written in 1st person, so one knows exactly how it ends the second one starts to read it. Suzanne Collins avoids showing the violence that takes place in her novel, usually implying deaths rather than showing them. This is because her target audience is teenage girls.
The protagonist, Katniss, is very unintelligent and has the same problem as all other female protagonists in modern teen fiction- she is in love with two guys and the main focus of the book is which one she chooses. This is the most important thing in the book- it doesn't matter that people are trying to kill Katniss, or that she lives in a world ruled by an oppressive government, or that her family is poor or that a rebellion is being started- the only thing important to her is choosing between these two guys. Everything else takes the back seat.
Essentially, The Hunger Games fails in every area that Battle Royal succeeds.
Teenage girl: OMG have u read The Hunger Games???/?? itz the best book EVR <33333
Me: Yes, and I found it to be very poorly written. It was a blatant rip-off of Battle Royale and the main character was quite stupid, as she was more concerned with finding a boyfriend than she was with saving her own life.
Teenage girl: no ur wrong itz amazinggggg!!1!!11! #Team Peeta <3
*goes back to listening to Ke$ha and worshiping Paris Hilton*
Me: This world is hopeless.
The Hunger Games - meaning
OMG SO YOU HAV 2 KNO ABT THIS. the hunger games is like a book serie dat is abt a grl hu haz 2 kill da ppl in da "hunger games" its like a draft from da EVIL GOVERMENT and she is 1 of dem. so den she kills a bunch of ppl and meats a kute boi <3 namd pita and dey luvs eachothr but deys gotta kill echothr. so u hav 2 reed da 3rd bk 2 find, but nvm.
That's how a teenage girl would describe this shit series. Basically, the hunger games is the newest fad shit book for fucktarded kids with no taste. It takes the trite "fight to the death" tournament trope and throws in a sappy romance to wet the privates of teenage girls. Avoid. But you already knew that, didn't you?
Ignorant Fucktwat- "Hey, hav u red da "The Hunger Games"?
Ignorant Fucktwat #2- "OMG I LUV DA HUMGER GAMEZ!"
Rodion Raskolnikov- "*splits head open with axe*"
The Hunger Games - definition
A book where everyone dies. You become emotionally attached to everyone. Then they die. The main characters die. The family dies. The villians die. Everyone dies.
Whiny guy 1:My life is totally The Hunger Games.
Guy 2:Really? Are you dieing? is everyone one you know dying? No? I didnt think so.
The Hunger Games - slang
An emotionally changing movie and book. If you've seen/read any of The Hunger Games you'll at least understand where I'm coming from, if you haven't seen The Hunger Games or read it get down to the nearest book shop or library makes sure you read it before you watch it. If you want to see The Hunger Games you can buy it of the internet or watch it on Netflix.
"Bro have you read Suzanne Collins book The Hunger Games, it's awesome bro you have to read it."
" Omg I just watched The Hunger Games and a cried three times, I've still got tears in my eyes
The Hunger Games
It's about a girl that volunteer for her little sister in the 74th hunger games. A girl willing to save her sister and her family. A 16 year old girl will fight to the death with the other 23 tributes till one remains. Experiencing drama, romance, trust, and survival. It's a book and movie. The author is Suzanne Collins.
The hunger games is taking place at the future.
Hunger games movie is so 2012.
The Hunger Games
The BEST BOOK SERIES EVER. I couldn't stop reading once i picked it up! I brought the books with me everywhere! If you haven't yet read the hunger game books, GO READ THEM RIGHT NOW. I promise, you will not regret it! I'm not even a big fan of reading, but wow, these books hooked me!
The first movie that out is also great. I loved it too, but as always, the book always has all those extra details! I can't wait till the second and third movies come out!
I'm going to go read The Hunger Games. So now, I'm officially cool.
The Hunger Games
An FANTASTIC 3 part book series that includes violence, romance, brutality, cruelty, strategy, and awesomeness. There is a film adaptation coming to theaters in 2012 starring the always great Jennifer Lawrence. This series/franchise is better than Twilight in every way, shape and form, so don't even try to argue with that. It's like arguing that M. Night Shyamalan makes better movies than Christopher Nolan. You just won't win.
Twilight fan: TWi1IGHT mAkE MoVIe FIST!!1! ThE HUNgry GaMES is JUzzT coPYerzzz!!111
The Hunger Games fan: Goddammit. Another one of THESE lil' ol' dumbasses. I should just help her.
*explains what The Hunger Games is all about*
(Former) Twilight fan: Thank you sir, for that riveting plot summary. I am no longer a fan of Twilight, and I now realize why so many people say it sucks so much. I can't wait to read the entire Hunger Games series. Thank you God, for bringing me out of that dark, dark place that I was in. Thank you.