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What is The Facebook?a MMORPG where players compete to collect the most "friends" by stalking other players, posting status updates and photos, and playing mini-MMORPGs like Farmville, Mafia Wars and (fluff)Friends. "I spend two hours a day on facebook, and I have 1,600 friends (98% of whom I never speak to in RL). In other words, my e-peen is bigger than yours." The Facebook - videoThe Facebook - what is it?Facebook is the new Bebo. Most of the people on Facebook are self absorbed attention seekers who like to post as many pictures of themselves as they possibly can. Facebook mainly consists of lyrical captions for duck face pictures and hormonal girls who feel the need to tell the world about their break up from a month long relationship. Some people often mistake Facebook for Twitter and include the hashtag after a dramatic speech of a status. Facebook is the home of drama. Log in to Facebook and you'll question the reason for some people's existence. *Logs into Facebook* What does "The Facebook" mean?A social network website that evolved in February of 2004. Is a waste of peoples time to chat about nonsense, other websites hi5, myspace, twitter, tagged, badoo, etc. If used usefully can benefit several people and businesses from a financial/business perspective. What website that is so universally known? The Facebook - what does it mean?A perpetual, modern day, high school reunion from Hell. Let's Facebook insert person's name to see how they're doing right now. The Facebook - meaningFacebook is like prison, you write on walls and poke random people. The Facebook - definitionfacebook addict #1: dude you know that hot girl who lives upstairs, i totally got her screen name and cell phone number off of facebook The Facebook - slangFacebook is effectively an online database of people where people voluntarily upload all their personal information so that random people they have only met once, formally known as "friends", can track whatever they are doing for the rest of their lives. Naive friend: Hey guess who has access to all my personal information that I protested vehemently against the police and government keeping yet am ok with doing it myself because I'm a conformist and Facebook is awesome? The FacebookA platform that likes to disable new accounts for no reasons. They're using AI to suspend new accounts for "not following the community guidelines" but actually they never breached any community guidelines. More funny thing is that, when you disagree and follow what they ask you to do, the results are same: accounts are disabled. A: My Facebook account was disabled without any reasons! The FacebookA website owned by the CIA used to spy on dumbasses who do all the work for "big brother". Appeals to brainwashed tools who are stupid enought to be concerned with fashion and trend and sports so getting them to fall for facebook and twitter and cellphones isn't that hard. Sign up for facebook and let the US government know exactly what you're up to at all times! Remember to use your real name! And get used to all that farming! Once the Bilderbergs take over all you're going to have is dirt. The FacebookWhen a female partner is in time of her period, the male partner has sex with his mate, which then proceeds a unique inscription on her wall. What he writes is entirely up to him. Some sign the name John Hancock or their own name. "After the bar, this girl asked me perform The Facebook to her, in which I laughed to myself and then did what I had to do". |
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