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What is The Exorcist?
During intercourse, the man ejaculates into his hand. At that point the man screams "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU", and emphatically/repeatedly throws the ejaculate into her face like Holy Water. The woman, in turn screams and flails wildly, as though a demon is being purged from her soul.
Johnny gave Molly the Exorcist last night and she got a wicked eye infection
The Exorcist - video
The Exorcist - what is it?
A sex act where the the female is on top of the male in cowgirl position. The male then pushes upwards with his pelvis until he is in the classic "The Exorcist" crab walk position. The girl then proceeds to grind upon the mans penis in the air. Often, she will be suspended completely in the air.
I totally performed an exorcism on my girlfriend last night.
You could say, I was The Exorcist. *wink wink, nudge nudge*
What does "The Exorcist" mean?
When you are about to cum during missionary, you pull out, sit on her stomach pinning her arms down with your legs, whip your dick up and down while yelling, "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
This chick was so mad when I did The Exorcist, that she looked possessed.
The Exorcist - what does it mean?
The Exorcist is when the female is on top of the male facing towards his feet. As the female begins to climax, the male takes his penis out of her vagina and inserts it in her anus while holding her down by grasping her wrists. The female will try to turn her head in both directions in surprise and anger and hence the look will resemble the exorcist.
My girlfriend dumped me after I did "The Exorcist" on her, she thought it wasn't funny because it gave her a stiff neck not to mention a bleeding anus.
The Exorcist - meaning
The act of vomitting in a girls vagina while eating her out from consuming to much alcohol.
" I was so hammered last night. I was going down on this chick and half way through i gave her The Exorcist.
The Exorcist - definition
The act of pouring Syrup of Ipecac on your dick then having your bitch suck it until she spontaneuously begins vomiting uncontrollably. Then, begin pissing on her face while shouting "I CAST YOU OUT! UNCLEAN SPIRIT!" over and over again.
You: "I don't know what's gotten into Morgan lately, she's all bitchy, she's acting like a woman possessed..."
Friend: "Dude, give her The Exorcist. That will teach her a lesson! Then sit back, and watch her clean up her act!"
The Exorcist - slang
A funny movie that was meant to be scary.
The Exorcist: BLELREHGHEGH
Me: PFFFBABAHAHBHAH
The Exorcist
While penetrating someone from behind in a standing position against a wall, "accidentally" insert your phallus into your chosen one's rectum. Your chosen individual will attempt to flee while crawling up the wall and making audible noises which could be described as demonic screeches that gain intensity as time goes on.
Bro A: Dude, I meet this girl at the bar but her cooch wasn't any grippy, so I had to give her The Exorcist.
Bro B: Bro, like the movie? That was dope.
Bro A: Nah bro, way better...
The Exorcist
The act forcing your mate to eat copious ammounts of pea soup and then forcibly Face fucking them while gripping tightly to the back of their head until they start to vomit while screaming the power of Christ compels thee.
The girl claimed she had the demon in her so I tied her to the bed and preformed "the exorcist" till sunrise.
The Exorcist
a novel written by William Peter blatty.
Plot:
Chris MacNeil, a very famous young actress, has noticed several behavior changes in her 12 year old daughter, Regan. It started when Regan complained her bed was shaking, but then the problems gradually got more serious, such as Regan vomiting green slime on a local Jesuit priest, and her turning her head completely around.
As problems grew worse, Chris exhausted option after option, until an exorcism was all that was left to do.
She called the local Jesuit Father Karras to perform an exorcism, but the Bishop said that it should be done by someone with more experience than Karras. Father Merrin was later contacted, then arrived in Georgetown to perform the exorcism.
When he and Karras walked into Regan's bedroom to begin, Regan yelled several funny phrases at him such as these
'Your mother sucks cocks in Hell'
'Stick your cock up her ass you motherfucking worthless COCKSUCKER!!!'
'Bastard! Scum!!!'
Later on in the exorcism, father Merrin dies of heart failure, and Karras finishes the exorcism by letting Pazuzu come into him, then throws himself out of Regan's window, falling down a flight of steps.
The film ends with Regan and Chris moving out of the house in which she was posessed.
Little kid: Mommy, my bed was shaking
Mom: FUCK YOU PANZY BITCH FACE!!!!!!! reading The Exorcist